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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We answer the question "What is the meaning of life?"
 
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Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

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To worship the Christian god so your eternal soul doesn't burn forever in hell.

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Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

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In the palm of god's hand is written the purpose and meaning of the life of every person that was, is, and will be. For some people, the meaning is 'be born with a terrible disease that makes you age ten times as fast as other people and make your parents real sad when you die.' For others, it's 'be a good account' or 'win second place at your school's sixth grade egg and spoon race'.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We answer the question "What is the meaning of life?"