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R.L. Stine posted:this guy is the most serial killer a person can be Serial killer, or swarm of giant fire ants in a human suit.
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remember that cool liminal states book by the guy? that was cool
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liminal ants
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Ants in the spaces between worlds. Ants between your walls. Ants? They're also in your pants
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this is a really difficult question. really difficult. i'm not sure we're up to this. we may need get the help of a really smart person, or maybe even an owl, to figure this one out
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We do ants in Australia. Not a huge fan.   
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only one, op - but it's extraordinarily fast
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I had an ant infestation in my house a little while back. I got two cats so I opted for the pet friendly ant spray. They were everywhere and I’d spray them and all those ants would die but more took their place. They were in my laundry, my sink and even my bed. Eventually I gave up and went for unfriendly to pets ant poison that they eat and feed to their babies. I figured if my cats were that dumb to eat poison it’s kind of a survival of the fittest thing. Long story short I don’t got ants anymore but I do got cats
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https://files.catbox.moe/0jd5v3.mp4
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So people all say they saw more than one ant at once, but like are we sure it's not just one ant using just a whole bunch of mirrors to make it's self not so lonely being the solo ant in existence?
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I, for one, welcome our new alien ant overlords.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9drIwmmU4 found a few here
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Nov 19, 2023 13:29
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What is this a thread for ants 
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All my ants are currently sleeping. Not a fan of the cold.
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I got ants in my pants op
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The ants are at my house, stealing crumbs of catfood. But I've got an ant trap, so that might complicate things.
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I liked Ant Man 3: Quantamania (I said that out loud so the ants could hear)
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I once had the opportunity to get bitten by a bullet ant but chickened out. 
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Blow posted:We do ants in Australia. The black and orange is really pretty
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:I once had the opportunity to get bitten by a bullet ant but chickened out. Is this some new microbrew bar thing?
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 Here's one Did you count this one yet, OP?
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I have these small ants in my garage and I've been killing them by hand in great numbers, but they persist. I don't want to use any spray type thing yet as they are directly next to my solar panel controller and main line, and not sure if the spray will gently caress that up. Afraid to risk it. They're gone now though, and will be for a while. Frozen underground, I assume.
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You ever see an ant that's really huge and buff hanging out with other ants? Those are called majors and their job is to fight spiders and other poo poo. It's like having a lady bodyguard that's 20 ft tall Anyway my guess is 100 ants
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I'm done calculating. This is a real time number, since of course as soon as I publish it, it will no longer be 100% accurate, so many ants having died or born in the few moments difference..... 3,797,876,877,997,772,820,118,147,229
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redshirt posted:I'm done calculating. This is a real time number, since of course as soon as I publish it, it will no longer be 100% accurate, so many ants having died or born in the few moments difference.....
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I wonder if you got enough ants you could somehow use them to simulate sex with a human woman...
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There are 38 different species of ant in my state and probably at least 100 of each of them
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Mr.Acula posted:I wonder if you got enough ants you could somehow use them to simulate sex with a human woman... in the pants of ants
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redshirt posted:Is this some new microbrew bar thing? lol no I was at a insect field course where the instructor guy had brought his own ant farm with bullet ants. at the closing day he offered a free bite from one of the ants for anyone who dared. we were a bit drunk
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:lol no I was at a insect field course where the instructor guy had brought his own ant farm with bullet ants. at the closing day he offered a free bite from one of the ants for anyone who dared. we were a bit drunk Folks normally pay for that, I gather? Where you're from.
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deep dish peat moss posted:There are 38 different species of ant in my state and probably at least 100 of each of them hosed up if true
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deep dish peat moss posted:There are 38 different species of ant in my state and probably at least 100 of each of them Are you sure it's not just the same 100 ants with different costumes?
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Scientists have tried counting ants by painting them with unique colors so they don't double count them. Unfortunately they ran out of money for the research since warham minifig paints are expensive as gently caress.
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Honey I Shrunk the Kids had a pretty big ant but it died
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Eclipse12 posted:Honey I Shrunk the Kids had a pretty big ant but it died I think that's the film that gave me my lifelong insect phobia. to this day I do not understand how the kids could get so chummy with a giant mindless armored beast whose mandibles could casually rip off one of their arms
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Eclipse12 posted:Honey I Shrunk the Kids had a pretty big ant but it died "Antie came to their rescue despite the odds, allowing them to escape. However, he got stung by the scorpion and was poisoned as a result. Though the kids were able to wound and drive off the scorpion, Antie died of his injuries, leaving the kids, especially Ron, to mourn his sacrifice." Rest in power Antie; gone but not forgotten (June 1989-July 1989)
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In college, my stoner friend got an ant farm and we'd get stoned and watch the ants dig their tunnels. But they soon started dying, and each dead ant was taken out of the tunnels and buried as far away as possible. And then another, and another, another.... and so on. Till there were 99 dead ants in the ant cemetery, and the last one died alone, down in the tunnels. *takes hit
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