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there has to be a lot of uncles out there in this crazy world. Let's try to get a count going to maybe find an answer to this age old question. So far I've counted three so I know there's at least three but there are sure to be more. Let me know how many uncles you know of and we'll crunch the numbers. Thank you and God bless
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Here's what I've got so far: Uncle Jesse Uncle Ben (spider-man) Uncle Ben (rice)
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Nov 19, 2023 21:25
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the man from UNCLE
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Nov 19, 2023 21:28
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uncle phil
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more than there are ants
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Nov 19, 2023 21:29
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Uncle Scrooge obviously needs to be counted
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Nov 19, 2023 21:32
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I'm an uncle!
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uncle ed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N4nqRPcdlk
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Nov 19, 2023 21:42
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Well, I have two but I know some people with 1-3. Let's average it out that everyone has two uncles. About 16000000000.
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I googled "how many siblings have children" and was prepared to divide that number by two and post it here (because half of all siblings should statistically be women, and if they are both a sibling and a parent, then the statistical other half of all siblings would be uncles), but I guess enough people out there are loving their siblings to completely distort the statistics I was prepared to drop on this thread.
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Nov 19, 2023 22:02
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does Uncle Sam count as an uncle?
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WHEN I WAS A BOY An Uncle visited my family in CA and they went to the Price is Right and he got called down, and then made it up on the stage. He had a chance at a car but blew it. His spin of the wheel failed too.  I remember the day in terror, as I was left to my own devices for like 12 hours. It felt like a lifetime, filled with terrible adventures.
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redshirt posted:I'm an uncle! Oh poo poo me too mannerup posted:does Uncle Sam count as an uncle? Absolutely
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Nov 19, 2023 22:04
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I'm not an uncle so you can add that to your tallies of not uncles.
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Nov 19, 2023 22:05
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what about great uncles oh god i just realized i am a great uncle
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Nov 19, 2023 22:07
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:what about great uncles Let's not go crazy. You're a good uncle.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Let's not go crazy. You're a good uncle. Mediocre uncle at best let's face it
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Nov 19, 2023 22:09
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That Uncle had a sweeeeeeeeet customized 1970s Econoline van, wall to wall shag carpet, mini fridge, Captains seats, bubble window, bed/couch and table combo in the back. No mural on the outside though.
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Nov 19, 2023 22:10
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:what about great uncles 
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Uncle Cracker spinning in his grave not being mentioned yet
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Private Cumshoe posted:Uncle Cracker spinning in his grave not being mentioned yet I'm an uncle cracker
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BONE DOG posted:Mediocre uncle at best let's face it this is probably true I moved several states away from the rest of my family
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So, was Uncle Jesse a crimelord of some sort? The Duke family were all criminals, yes?
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Nov 19, 2023 22:21
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My daughter has two uncles on my wife's side
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Nov 19, 2023 22:30
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A new Uncle is created whenever someone taps out, but I'm not sure which
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Uncle Buck Uncle Meat
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Uncle Ruckus
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Beware the cum uncle
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Mr.Acula posted:Beware the cum uncle cumcle
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Nov 19, 2023 22:54
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Your uncle is smelly? That's a skunkle.
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Smugworth posted:
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Uncle Kracker American singer and rapper
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I have a carbuncle
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Al Cisneros is like an uncle that comes to see your band whenever I see him around
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Nov 20, 2023 00:08
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I could be your "Uncle for Hire" if you need one. I can adjust personality/look based on your request.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I have a carbuncle How avuncular. 
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Sometimes I’ll drink a dunkel
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Does anyone have a cool uncle who drinks Hennessey and smokes blunts also known as A crunkle
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