Khanstant posted:*clip clap cloop bloop droop* aw hell yea! just what i wanted
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while dealing with the trash at work i snuck out one (1) big clear plastic bag full many (lots) of smaller clear plastic bags, please do with it what you can
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Nov 23, 2023 22:24
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biosterous posted:while dealing with the trash at work i snuck out one (1) big clear plastic bag full many (lots) of smaller clear plastic bags, please do with it what you can  *rummage rummage rummage* quote:This is a handheld version of the large knives carried by HCUB Heavy Utility Construct. The top of the blade appears to be gold but is actually a steel-honey alloy that is theoretically up to 11.5% stickier than normal steel, in certain conditions. It is unknown what the keys and popeye unlock, or why names and addresses are engraved on the back. According to legend, the clicker dealy can unlock a specific machine when the button is pressed by one who is judged worthy, in terms of proximity to the machine.   *zhwuhp kwash bwoosh zhop*assault rifle II candle stick hunnycub stinger flail    RPG-I fire rock battery shield    special force sidearm street kniife  
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Nov 24, 2023 10:09
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after an unsuccessful comb of the desert for ET for the Atari 2600, all I can present as trash is a buried copy of Beat Em and Eat Em
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Nov 24, 2023 18:08
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can a mandala be spicy and sexy and trashy (but in a good way, you know, good for trash at least)? that's the question none of us have asked, but it's certainly a question!
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Nov 24, 2023 22:51
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RavenousScoot posted:after an unsuccessful comb of the desert for ET for the Atari 2600, all I can present as trash is a buried copy of Beat Em and Eat Em *pink tink clink* hungry iron pipe quote:This weapon truly beats em and eats em. It is said it hungers for combat... and savoury snacks, no, not the bbq potato chips, no, no more drat rice cakes come on it knows you got something good. *huff scrunch crunch*flurryous knife fertility rock fleshy flail    electronic danger device mustache shotgun butter finger knife   
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Nov 24, 2023 23:12
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Khanstant posted:
now this is a haul, I can supress the joy of the season: weilding these is sure to put a revulsed grimace on my face while I fight the robot so I can get in the zone and do some damage... then celebrate!
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Nov 25, 2023 02:03
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also I didn't comment on how much this rips before this rips
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Nov 25, 2023 02:07
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Manifisto posted:can a mandala be spicy and sexy and trashy (but in a good way, you know, good for trash at least)? that's the question none of us have asked, but it's certainly a question!   "fer completin' a rare rat quest you get a legendary identified item from the jolly vault!"  *swish swoosh swash*seagotten chakpur anti-sand brush loose colourful sand    sword on canvas sword ballpoint pen writing hose conceptual sword    writing hose street bayonet handgun   
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Nov 25, 2023 03:00
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i hope we find someone worth of piloting the honeycub mech everyone is welcome to try booping the clicker once we are in combat. finding a pilot before we desperately need a pilot would be insufficiently dramatic so i can't let anybody (including me) try it yet
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Nov 25, 2023 06:02
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fantastic, ty!! I am particularly excited that the Arts Hammer is Vorpal. I'm imagining it going "snicker-snack" like in Jabberwocky.
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Nov 25, 2023 15:29
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"Hungry holidays! Gotta eat up for the big event, got a ton of humanfeed here for hungry humans."           
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Nov 26, 2023 07:07
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/cuts off some beer cans and water bottles to scoop up some burger slop and happily waddles away 🐧🐧🐧
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Nov 26, 2023 07:27
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Mmmm monochromatic beans |
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Nov 26, 2023 07:45
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woah I love this!! Can I get something cool that I can carry with me, like, in my sig perhaps??
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Nov 26, 2023 12:55
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Well, I certainly could go for some curry. Or caramel??
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Nov 26, 2023 12:58
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Ghosts Are Gone posted:woah I love this!! Can I get something cool that I can carry with me, like, in my sig perhaps??  *bup hup cup*lil billionaire heartbreaker lil buttgun lil deadly signature lil pizza dagger lil rock lil twin cherry bomb       lil stick tiny 'Snowcliff' HU-C Mech  
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Nov 26, 2023 20:39
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Finger Prince posted:Mmmm monochromatic beans  *sizzle sazzle cooking noizzle*musket sniper rifle filled with cursed beans bean whip greenbean cans shotgun    dented grey greenbean cans shotgun porkybean & greenbean cans shotgun fried meat and mashed potatoes knife    meat grinder gun baseball club butter fly knife   
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Nov 26, 2023 21:23
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 "ring a ling sing a ding kringle mcdingo doo" goblin hunnies paramilitary idol group member skatrina is here with some vehicles for the holiday effort.    
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Nov 27, 2023 02:47
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I went to the beach and found some flotsam including a cool bird skull!
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Nov 27, 2023 12:06
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Khanstant posted:
 thank you skatrina!
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Nov 27, 2023 14:18
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:I went to the beach and found some flotsam including a cool bird skull!  wow you completed my secret mission without even asking! I've summoned ohoho whoahoho "fer completin' a rare rat quest you get a legendary identified item from the jolly vault!"  *bloop bloop blub*bone revolver water hose turtle rock    upright periscope revolver treasure ledger beak handaxe    wetthrower sniper rifle street unident birdskull grabber   
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Nov 28, 2023 07:28
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drat, a birdskull grabber! You can annoy your sister so hard with one of those! |
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Nov 28, 2023 07:31
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Khanstant posted:*swoopsh swooosh* these are all great, particularly love the sword and gun wonder what the machine would do if we gave it genuine gold plated trash? |
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Nov 29, 2023 04:14
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stocks all the cupholders with big gulps full of jack and coke and then mans the ghost vacuum
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Nov 29, 2023 06:16
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Khanstant posted:
Wow a secret mission completed AND i get a cool grabber too! 
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Nov 29, 2023 10:30
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Stoner Sloth posted:wonder what the machine would do if we gave it genuine gold plated trash? *plink plink plink* quote:This golden finger wand can turn anything gold. Originally snapped off a goblin to play golden records, it was later snapped off the record-player and can now be used to rotate any gold object, or cast spells. *bwing bwong bwoodle*goldwater bow gold spear gold missile launcher    gold flail golden war pistol golden rock    golden revolver golden pine lance golden bow    gold puckered buckler golden goatsehield (this is a legendary item, but ohoho has gone to prepare for battle and cannot identify items) gold star stickered streetsign shield   
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Nov 30, 2023 06:30
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"look out! some human billionaires from your planet have been spotted slithering around the staging area. Today is the last day before the big battle so make sure to snag weapons while you still can!"
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Nov 30, 2023 17:11
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Khanstant posted:golden goatsehield (this is a legendary item, but ohoho has gone to prepare for battle and cannot identify items) I must claim this shield to protect my people.
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Nov 30, 2023 17:30
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In the hopes of getting the least efficient weapon since the Finno-Korean hyperwar, I bring trash 1984 Mitsubishi Mirage Bumper (Slight Return)
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Nov 30, 2023 20:05
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Saoshyant posted:I must claim this shield to protect my people. "Look here, a goatsehield initiate shield" "and here is a bronze goatsehield for an honoured friend"   "please beware followers of the false goatse, known by their false, inverted imitations"  
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Nov 30, 2023 23:57
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Khanstant posted:"look out! some human billionaires from your planet have been spotted slithering around the staging area. Today is the last day before the big battle so make sure to snag weapons while you still can!" let's feed a billionaire into the machine as they definitely count as trash |
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Dec 1, 2023 01:17
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Jaguars! posted:In the hopes of getting the least efficient weapon since the Finno-Korean hyperwar, I bring trash 1984 Mitsubishi Mirage Bumper (Slight Return) *tink wink rink*beater bumper beater combat e-brake lever forked shrunken car    gear shifter club steering wheel chakram windshield wiper cleansing wand    cig raft shield satellite dish gun surveillance rock jerky sticks revolver    
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Dec 1, 2023 05:03
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Stoner Sloth posted:let's feed a billionaire into the machine as they definitely count as trash   *tada!* "if ohoho were still here he'd give you a Big Billionaire Hunter weapon! Remember that for next year -- and for donating the first billionaire you have free us holiday rats from one of their curses! We are no longer lactose intolerant."In lieu of the normal gifts, please accept too many street weapons, made from the very roads of corpses christi city itself!                                                   
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Dec 1, 2023 05:25
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I start doing donuts around the staging area in the ghostbusting mobile and swinging the activated highway robber sausage morning star flail out the window hoping the Turn Humans effect keeps the billionaires at bay and cuts into their vile magic before the robot spawns. I also sip a spiked big gulp from an extra extra long silly straw.
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Dec 1, 2023 17:28
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RavenousScoot posted:I start doing donuts around the staging area in the ghostbusting mobile and swinging the activated highway robber sausage morning star flail out the window hoping the Turn Humans effect keeps the billionaires at bay and cuts into their vile magic before the robot spawns. I also sip a spiked big gulp from an extra extra long silly straw. also let some rats into the whip and get the party started
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Dec 1, 2023 17:30
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 "oh no! we have lost contact with Ohoho and the rest of the jolly bombers.""Take these enchanted boots!"               
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Dec 1, 2023 23:10
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Khanstant posted:"Take these enchanted boots!" Well, I do need a new pair and what ya know these are cool.
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Dec 1, 2023 23:16
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*alert alert alert*                         
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I'll take these sturdy booties And this trusty cuckooshield
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