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Khanstant fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Nov 21, 2023 |
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Nov 21, 2023 02:47
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RavenousScoot posted:I'll be a rat with a giant round cartoon bomb please  explosive rattail blade  explosive sword  bomb rock 
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Nov 21, 2023 03:45
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Give me chrustmas cheer *christmissian cheering can be heard escaping from the chest* miraculous potted oxygen blaster  peppermint candycane revolver  festive tossing rock 
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Nov 21, 2023 05:48
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Stoner Sloth posted:tis the reason for the season bongwater sword  smoking sloth gun  stone flail  wood stick 
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Nov 21, 2023 08:17
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Areola Grande posted:a giant oven mitt made of bread would be clutch *sizzle sazzle thizzle thuzz* stick of melting  blue clay gun  butter knife  hot cross spike mitten 
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Nov 21, 2023 21:44
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sb hermit posted:I don’t know what an epee is but it has a funny name. *psss psss shing ting pss clang swoosh pss* street rebar  jumper cable spear  carrot spear  mushroom umbrella epee 
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Nov 22, 2023 04:44
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Zoya posted:i don't fully understand what's happening here but this rules *jingle bell jingling sleigh bell slingling* explanation gun  nail cutlass  unhelpful explanation gun  melee salmon mushroom  corpseschristischist rock  street boxing gloves  Khanstant fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Nov 22, 2023 |
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Nov 22, 2023 07:42
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*threelike noises* tri-stick pops out! |
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Nov 22, 2023 07:55
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RavenousScoot posted:
A yellow snowgoblin grabs rummages around a barbaric grave/junk yard and fetches some foul debris. *tink tink tink forging*  highway robber sausage morning star flail  weapon description posted:This is a morning star made of sausage. The sausage is made from a mix of ground highway robber meat, and crushed highway robber vehicle in highway robber uniform casing. Once per combat, cast Turn Humans by activating the flashing lights & noises. |
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Nov 22, 2023 09:48
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Rags to Liches posted:I would like something befitting a skeleton pirate please! *"we are the pirates who don't do anything" playing on loop* cutlass supreme  cannon revolver  skelesteel sabregun  plastic pirate parrot pistol 
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Nov 22, 2023 10:11
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biosterous posted:i'm putting a dragon in, to see what happens  https://i.imgur.com/c1ezVH2.mp4  "fer completin' a rare rat quest you get a legendary identified item from the jolly vault!" 
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Nov 23, 2023 01:47
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watho posted:this is way more convenient than diving into the taco bell dungeon repeatedly *clip clap cloop bloop droop* burrito timebomb hotsauce packet saber negative space cutlass    street knux street golok  
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Nov 23, 2023 02:52
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Barking Gecko posted:I'm putting an empty can of 4loko into the portal. caffeinated radioactive ooze blaster  special weapon posted:This weapon causes users and targets alike to act as under the haste and drunkenness spells. A special lizardman skin gunhandle bookwrap makes this weapon illegal in many swamps. *doop doop doop*street club shield thib   
Khanstant fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Nov 23, 2023 |
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Nov 23, 2023 03:30
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Visions of Valerie posted:looks like I've got a cup of coffee, a ring of keys, a cool looking leaf, and a love of polearms? *doo da doot doo*book shield spade spear street polespear    street naganita acornmace bewitching halberd   
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Nov 23, 2023 03:42
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Finger Prince posted:For my contribution of trash, may I present: *tink tink tink*zebrabear hunter-hunting rifle  quote:This is hunter-hunting rifle made for and from zebrabears. Zebrabears regrow arms like humans are assumed to regrow teeth. This rifle gives the wielder a health regeneration bonus and deals critical damage to hunters, but reduced damage to animals. *gong bong dong*desert eagle electric hose street battleaxe   
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Nov 23, 2023 04:16
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Scuba Trooper posted:i have to offer a sony walkman slider phone from 2005 and headphones, but the cord has been chewed up by a cat *pin drop* quote:This weapon can be concealed or used to shank, call, text, and open boxes. It has a metallic pink pearl finish. Once per combat it can be used to summon reinforcements, or pizza. *gloop bloop hoop*space rock graveiron skull shield cloud gun    baseball bat aimlow revolver fire hose   
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Nov 23, 2023 04:39
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still hundreds of weapons here folks don't be shy! here's a preview some of the prizes to be won in the end        
Khanstant fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Nov 23, 2023 |
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Nov 23, 2023 04:44
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biosterous posted:while dealing with the trash at work i snuck out one (1) big clear plastic bag full many (lots) of smaller clear plastic bags, please do with it what you can *rummage rummage rummage* quote:This is a handheld version of the large knives carried by HCUB Heavy Utility Construct. The top of the blade appears to be gold but is actually a steel-honey alloy that is theoretically up to 11.5% stickier than normal steel, in certain conditions. It is unknown what the keys and popeye unlock, or why names and addresses are engraved on the back. According to legend, the clicker dealy can unlock a specific machine when the button is pressed by one who is judged worthy, in terms of proximity to the machine.  *zhwuhp kwash bwoosh zhop*assault rifle II candle stick hunnycub stinger flail    RPG-I fire rock battery shield    special force sidearm street kniife  
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Nov 24, 2023 10:09
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RavenousScoot posted:after an unsuccessful comb of the desert for ET for the Atari 2600, all I can present as trash is a buried copy of Beat Em and Eat Em *pink tink clink* hungry iron pipe quote:This weapon truly beats em and eats em. It is said it hungers for combat... and savoury snacks, no, not the bbq potato chips, no, no more drat rice cakes come on it knows you got something good. *huff scrunch crunch*flurryous knife fertility rock fleshy flail    electronic danger device mustache shotgun butter finger knife   
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Nov 24, 2023 23:12
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Manifisto posted:can a mandala be spicy and sexy and trashy (but in a good way, you know, good for trash at least)? that's the question none of us have asked, but it's certainly a question!  "fer completin' a rare rat quest you get a legendary identified item from the jolly vault!"  *swish swoosh swash*seagotten chakpur anti-sand brush loose colourful sand    sword on canvas sword ballpoint pen writing hose conceptual sword    writing hose street bayonet handgun   
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Nov 25, 2023 03:00
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"Hungry holidays! Gotta eat up for the big event, got a ton of humanfeed here for hungry humans."           
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Nov 26, 2023 07:07
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Ghosts Are Gone posted:woah I love this!! Can I get something cool that I can carry with me, like, in my sig perhaps??  *bup hup cup*lil billionaire heartbreaker lil buttgun lil deadly signature lil pizza dagger lil rock lil twin cherry bomb       lil stick tiny 'Snowcliff' HU-C Mech  
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Nov 26, 2023 20:39
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Finger Prince posted:Mmmm monochromatic beans  *sizzle sazzle cooking noizzle*musket sniper rifle filled with cursed beans bean whip greenbean cans shotgun    dented grey greenbean cans shotgun porkybean & greenbean cans shotgun fried meat and mashed potatoes knife    meat grinder gun baseball club butter fly knife   
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Nov 26, 2023 21:23
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 "ring a ling sing a ding kringle mcdingo doo" goblin hunnies paramilitary idol group member skatrina is here with some vehicles for the holiday effort.    
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Nov 27, 2023 02:47
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:I went to the beach and found some flotsam including a cool bird skull!  wow you completed my secret mission without even asking! I've summoned ohoho whoahoho "fer completin' a rare rat quest you get a legendary identified item from the jolly vault!"  *bloop bloop blub*bone revolver water hose turtle rock    upright periscope revolver treasure ledger beak handaxe    wetthrower sniper rifle street unident birdskull grabber   
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Nov 28, 2023 07:28
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Stoner Sloth posted:wonder what the machine would do if we gave it genuine gold plated trash? *plink plink plink* quote:This golden finger wand can turn anything gold. Originally snapped off a goblin to play golden records, it was later snapped off the record-player and can now be used to rotate any gold object, or cast spells. *bwing bwong bwoodle*goldwater bow gold spear gold missile launcher    gold flail golden war pistol golden rock    golden revolver golden pine lance golden bow    gold puckered buckler golden goatsehield (this is a legendary item, but ohoho has gone to prepare for battle and cannot identify items) gold star stickered streetsign shield   
Khanstant fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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Nov 30, 2023 06:30
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"look out! some human billionaires from your planet have been spotted slithering around the staging area. Today is the last day before the big battle so make sure to snag weapons while you still can!"
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Nov 30, 2023 17:11
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Saoshyant posted:I must claim this shield to protect my people. "Look here, a goatsehield initiate shield" "and here is a bronze goatsehield for an honoured friend"   "please beware followers of the false goatse, known by their false, inverted imitations"  
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Nov 30, 2023 23:57
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Jaguars! posted:In the hopes of getting the least efficient weapon since the Finno-Korean hyperwar, I bring trash 1984 Mitsubishi Mirage Bumper (Slight Return) *tink wink rink*beater bumper beater combat e-brake lever forked shrunken car    gear shifter club steering wheel chakram windshield wiper cleansing wand    cig raft shield satellite dish gun surveillance rock jerky sticks revolver    
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Dec 1, 2023 05:03
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Stoner Sloth posted:let's feed a billionaire into the machine as they definitely count as trash   *tada!* "if ohoho were still here he'd give you a Big Billionaire Hunter weapon! Remember that for next year -- and for donating the first billionaire you have free us holiday rats from one of their curses! We are no longer lactose intolerant."In lieu of the normal gifts, please accept too many street weapons, made from the very roads of corpses christi city itself!                                                   
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Dec 1, 2023 05:25
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 "oh no! we have lost contact with Ohoho and the rest of the jolly bombers.""Take these enchanted boots!"               
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Dec 1, 2023 23:10
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Dec 1, 2023 23:52
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 Emergency Holiday Cheer, a mass depot of public weapons for anyone to take!                                                                                                                [                                                                                                                  
Khanstant fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Dec 4, 2023 |
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Dec 2, 2023 02:42
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Dec 2, 2023 05:05
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Attack by posting weapons!
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Dec 2, 2023 07:22
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Giant Billionaire Robot is peppered by eagle pecks and scratches. Fluff is blasted off the brutal machine. Giant Billionaire Robot is blasted by chromatic bear swipes, tearing through the outer ablative armour. Giant Billionaire Robot is hosed down by an inky stream of caustic pointed written disrespect, seeping chemical and ego damage eating into the husk.  Giant Billionaire Robot is targeting Wine Holiday Rat. Giant Billionaire Robot begins charging Orbital Stomp Market. |
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Dec 2, 2023 22:04
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A spray of food rains out of the 33% damaged Giant Billionaire Robot.                  
Khanstant fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Dec 4, 2023 |
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Dec 2, 2023 22:09
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Giant Billionaire Robot is eviscerated by steering wheel chakram, melting and cleaving a path through it's armor. Giant Billionaire Robot is hit by drive-by gusting of rock bomb from the 2023 Lone Star Beauty Sixty Eight, petryingfying and shattering holes in the hull. Giant Billionaire Robot is soaked by a torrential gush from wetthrower sniper rifle, frying electronic systems. Giant Billionaire Robot is super-soaked by water hose, frying emergency electric systems and qualifying the GBR for wet foot certification. Giant Billionaire Robot is blasted by triple role-playing grenades further cratering the shell.  Giant Billionaire Robot is thunderstruck by a combostrike! Electricity channels through the soaked machinery, overloading internal NFT shielding arrays.  Giant Billionaire Robot is smoking and jittering erratically. Giant Billionaire Robot leaps wildly into the air with a sputtering burst of burning gentrification gas propelling it in the air, much higher than a house. Giant Billionaire Robot is projecting dark light in the form of a cartoon shadow under Wine Holiday Rat's legs and feet, which are appendages supporting Wine Holiday Rat's rest of body. ________________  
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