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Stoner Sloth

tis the reason for the season

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Stoner Sloth

Khanstant posted:

*swoopsh swooosh*


bongwater sword


smoking sloth gun


stone flail


wood stick


these are all great, particularly love the sword and gun

wonder what the machine would do if we gave it genuine gold plated trash?

Stoner Sloth

Khanstant posted:

"look out! some human billionaires from your planet have been spotted slithering around the staging area. Today is the last day before the big battle so make sure to snag weapons while you still can!"


let's feed a billionaire into the machine as they definitely count as trash

Stoner Sloth

time to use the power of the golden goatseshield to defend...



our approach while taking shots at the enemy with the smoking sloth gun...



until I can engage with the mighty bongsword!

Stoner Sloth

time for an all out dual wielding attacking - first off we'll hit them in the funny bone using a humor based attack, the party balloon knife!



and follow it up with a finishing strike square in the marketplace of ideas! the conceptual sword!

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Stoner Sloth

by the power of these goatse's combined











we can defend our rat pal and hopefully ourselves!

also now that it has conglomerated, let's hit it with little billionaire heartbreaker!

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