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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
And then I saw two different ones, in different locations, 30 minutes apart.

Sure, I probably saw one before but didn't know they were a juggalo. But this was a young woman wearing the ICP logo on a chain around her neck and another dude with a T-shirt.

A thanksgiving miracle.

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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
The dark carnival must be near

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


did u whoop whoop

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

WOOP WOOP!

Soulkys
Sep 7, 2008

The beast of Tanagra
woop WOOP

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


woop woop

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
did you call 911

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

FAMILY
FAMILY
FAMILY
WOOP WOOP

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

This song pops into my head all the time
I had the album when I was in high school, it was sick


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zK-jP4X_bU

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Faygo cream soda is a blessing on these cursed lands and gently caress anyone that talks ill otherwise

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
it was cool when andrew wk performed at the gathering of the juggalos and everyone hated him and threw poo poo at him and he didn't give a gently caress and punched a bottle in midair

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

It would be nice if they met each other and hooked up :unsmith:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So that's what your sister has bene upto?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I LOVE BIG JUGGALO JUGGIES!!! :D

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG JUGGALO JUGGIES!!! :D

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007
Admitting to being a juggalo (or juggalette) is apparently like coming out of the closet. My old manager had a tattoo I didn't recognize, I asked her what it was and she said it was a Friday the 13th thing. She got the tattoo covered up about a month later.

About a year later I finally did the research and realized her former tattoo was ICP's hatchet man. I can't blame her for lying about it, I went through that phase too (no tattoos, just a bunch of MP3s) and today I consider it just a mildly traumatic phase in my life.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Can Juggalos "pass" as normal, or walk during the day?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

redshirt posted:

Can Juggalos "pass" as normal, or walk during the day?

The answers in my shorts why don't you take a look you juggahoe!!!

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Was it this guy? He seems pretty cool
https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1726314508778606678

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
I was going to make a thread asking if juggalos still exist, but I easily found out the answer...

they do. They still do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5KGlmQbp9k

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to your death
Now let's see where you're headed
Turn the crank
And experience was in store for you
Deep with the mighty Riddlebox (riddlebox echo 3x)
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clowns
Hey, I'm Violent J
And I'm here
Well, I'm here to kick your rear end
We the wicked juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes who chose
The express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist
To the Riddlebox
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hey, what's up, motherfucker
This is Shaggs 2 Dope
Congratulating you on opening the box
The Riddlebox
It looks like you received your prize
The cost, what it cost
Was your rear end, bitchboy!
Hahahahah!
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
Come on down and turn the crank
Let's see where your soul
Will spend the rest of eternity
What's it gonna be, mister?
Heaven or hell, the bonus or the bone
Turn the crank and let's find out
Come on down, mister
You don't have anything to be scared of
Do you, sir?
So what's gonna pop up out
Of the mighty Riddlebox
Spin the crank and let's find out
What'd you say!? Step right up, who's first?
Who's brave enough to step into
Their new eternal destiny
Surely someone must be confident
That there life wasn't totally evil
Step right up and seal your fate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWjpuv5_sZo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bula Vinaka posted:

Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to your death
Now let's see where you're headed
Turn the crank
And experience was in store for you
Deep with the mighty Riddlebox (riddlebox echo 3x)
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clowns
Hey, I'm Violent J
And I'm here
Well, I'm here to kick your rear end
We the wicked juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes who chose
The express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist
To the Riddlebox
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hey, what's up, motherfucker
This is Shaggs 2 Dope
Congratulating you on opening the box
The Riddlebox
It looks like you received your prize
The cost, what it cost
Was your rear end, bitchboy!
Hahahahah!
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
Come on down and turn the crank
Let's see where your soul
Will spend the rest of eternity
What's it gonna be, mister?
Heaven or hell, the bonus or the bone
Turn the crank and let's find out
Come on down, mister
You don't have anything to be scared of
Do you, sir?
So what's gonna pop up out
Of the mighty Riddlebox
Spin the crank and let's find out
What'd you say!? Step right up, who's first?
Who's brave enough to step into
Their new eternal destiny
Surely someone must be confident
That there life wasn't totally evil
Step right up and seal your fate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWjpuv5_sZo

Goddamn that's a banger
It was played in the remake of Solaris

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




loving coincidences, how do they work?

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

So can anybody open the riddlebox or

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
People tried making fun of the magnets song but really none of them know how magnets work either, and they just copy pasted formulas off wikipedia.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I couldn't get through this. It's awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9--dBE9QdU

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I mean, I can tell you that magnetic fields can be positive or negative and that makes them attract or repel each other. I'm sure there's a bunch of variations and exceptions but that's what I'm pretty sure most everyone learns in school.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Salt Fish posted:

People tried making fun of the magnets song but really none of them know how magnets work either, and they just copy pasted formulas off wikipedia.

It's electromagnetism!

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Salt Fish posted:

People tried making fun of the magnets song but really none of them know how magnets work either, and they just copy pasted formulas off wikipedia.

this was great lol

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

My brother and his friends got into a fight with a bunch of juggalos at a mall in like 2001 and he came home with white facepaint all over his clothes

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Every other city we go,
Every other video,
No matter where I go,
I see the same juggalo.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Juggalo Homies is art

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Was J-Lo a juggalo?

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Bad Purchase posted:

loving coincidences, how do they work?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bad Purchase posted:

loving coincidences, how do they work?

Well you see, the moment you are created, a light cone emanates from you. This light cone will continue to spread for as long as you are alive. Anyone or thing that interacts with this light cone is effected.

Since everyone has a light cone, it's all light cones interacting with other light cones.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Karma Comedian posted:

Juggalo Homies is art

I'da been plucked his fuckin eyeball out with a chicken bone

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019


I don’t like folks who wear shoes on the trampoline

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Edmund Sparkler posted:

I mean, I can tell you that magnetic fields can be positive or negative and that makes them attract or repel each other. I'm sure there's a bunch of variations and exceptions but that's what I'm pretty sure most everyone learns in school.

Thats what magnets do, not how they work.

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covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

The question is who do they work for?

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