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How to ruin everyone's holiday and waste money Step 0: Plan ahead for months Step 1: Wake up with the shits Step 2: Pack anyways Step 3: Wrangle large house cat into car, sustain injuries Step 4: Drive 13hrs straight towards the canadian border Step 5: Realize you lost your passport at some point along the way Step 6: Realize your car can't hit 100+mph to jump the border Step 7: Turn around in defeat and drive home Based on a true and very recent story.
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Is that what happened to those guys in a Tesla that exploded on the Canada US border?
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Nov 23, 2023 15:52
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Yeah, but is the cat okay?
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Nov 23, 2023 16:00
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Sorry about your holiday travel misadventures Grey Cat.
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Nov 23, 2023 16:01
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Grey Cat posted:Step 1: Wake up with the shits i'm on it
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Nov 23, 2023 16:02
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Das Boo posted:Yeah, but is the cat okay? He's okay, pretty grumpy and chatty about it so far but he'll live. He has space and blankets, plenty of water and food. neato burrito posted:Sorry about your holiday travel misadventures Grey Cat. Could have happened to anyone, but especially me. R.L. Stine posted:i'm on it That's half the battle, at least.
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Nov 23, 2023 16:22
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Wait, Americans need a passport to enter Canada?
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Nov 23, 2023 16:27
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Valko posted:Wait, Americans need a passport to enter Canada? Would you want Americans just wandering in, touching your poo poo?
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Nov 23, 2023 16:31
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Jeez usually I ruin all the holidays by getting blackout drunk and berating my entire family but go off
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Nov 23, 2023 16:31
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Valko posted:Wait, Americans need a passport to enter Canada? I can use my fancy New York state ENHANCED drivers license 
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Nov 23, 2023 16:32
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bossy lady posted:I can use my fancy New York state ENHANCED drivers license Only a few states offer them, which is stupid.
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Nov 23, 2023 16:35
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Valko posted:Wait, Americans need a passport to enter Canada? not if you can get sufficient speed in your bentley to simply jump over the border crossing
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Nov 23, 2023 16:38
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Valko posted:Wait, Americans need a passport to enter Canada? Since around 2010 I believe.
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Nov 23, 2023 16:42
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Beachcomber posted:Would you want Americans just wandering in, touching your poo poo? Yeah, I know the feeling, living right next door to England. Scotland and Ireland have known the feeling for about 800 years. More, maybe.
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Nov 23, 2023 16:58
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If it makes you feel any better, we Canadians don't really give a gently caress about thanksgiving and forget it was even a holiday once the last of the turkey leftovers are gone.
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Nov 23, 2023 17:27
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Counterpoint: I'm grateful you found your way to these dead forums and have injected a bit of life into them with humor and artistic talent. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Nov 23, 2023 17:33
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Refer to your 'boipussy' in casual conversation with your spouse's grandparents
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Nov 23, 2023 17:37
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Outpost22 posted:Is that what happened to those guys in a Tesla that exploded on the Canada US border? They are now the head of a major corporation
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Nov 23, 2023 17:43
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sorry dude, hope your family didn't give you poo poo about it
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Nov 23, 2023 18:09
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Stryder posted:Counterpoint: I'm grateful you found your way to these dead forums and have injected a bit of life into them with humor and artistic talent. Happy Thanksgiving! It's the little things, cheers. Dead Sex-Parrot posted:sorry dude, hope your family didn't give you poo poo about it My family doesn't, however it was my SO's mom that asked us to come for the holidays. Oops. E: read that as "give a poo poo about you" oh well close enough Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Nov 23, 2023 |
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Nov 23, 2023 18:14
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Play "Alice's Restaurant" on a loop, that song is the goddamned WORST
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Nov 23, 2023 18:17
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haljordan posted:Play "Alice's Restaurant" on a loop, that song is the goddamned WORST I'll be honest I played it for 3 minutes and stopped.
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Nov 23, 2023 18:24
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Grey Cat posted:I'll be honest I played it for 3 minutes and stopped. I got in my car to go to the store earlier and it was on the radio. It was STILL playing when I got back into my car to drive home like, 15 minutes later.
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Nov 23, 2023 18:25
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Grey Cat posted:How to ruin everyone's holiday and waste money We're on to Christmas!
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Nov 23, 2023 18:51
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That freakin' sucks, Grey. Know that if you are ever lacking in holiday festivities just give me some MGRS coordinates and I'll have some frozen turkeys howitzer'd over there in under a day. (not responsible for damages caused by said gun-propulsed holiday bird)
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Nov 23, 2023 18:58
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ChickenHeart posted:That freakin' sucks, Grey. Know that if you are ever lacking in holiday festivities just give me some MGRS coordinates and I'll have some frozen turkeys howitzer'd over there in under a day. Check your inbox, thanks in advance for the bird. E: wtf my roof Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Nov 23, 2023 |
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Nov 23, 2023 19:13
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Grey Cat posted:My family doesn't, however it was my SO's mom that asked us to come for the holidays. t-that's good??
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Nov 23, 2023 19:21
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:t-that's good?? We always have xmas to try again, right? RIGHT?
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Nov 23, 2023 19:34
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Grey Cat posting. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 23, 2023 19:43
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Grey Cat posting. Shut up.
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Nov 23, 2023 19:45
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Grey Cat posted:We always have xmas to try again, right? better make a checklist in preparation
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Nov 23, 2023 19:46
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Grey Cat posted:We always have xmas to try again, right? Four 13 hour drives in two months for the purposes of holiday travel is cool and good.
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Nov 23, 2023 20:12
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neato burrito posted:Four 13 hour drives in two months for the purposes of holiday travel is cool and good. I don’t drive nearly the entire year so it makes up for it. I've only personally been responsible for the extinction of a few species this year.
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Nov 23, 2023 20:15
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I’m gonna poo poo in my uncles empty bath tub.
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Nov 23, 2023 20:15
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lol you think i need coaching
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Nov 23, 2023 20:16
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We just pulled up to my mother in law's house; so I suppose I've done my part to ruin her holiday. Her cooking is subpar but she's a sweetheart and I'd rather deal with Campbell's soup green beans than a bitch!
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Nov 23, 2023 20:18
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Where the gently caress you supposed to eat if you aren't home? Goddamn. They just want me to eat doritos all day for more shits?
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Nov 23, 2023 20:59
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Rip a huge fart that smells like one of the food items, really kills the vibe
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Nov 23, 2023 21:23
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Hey, if it's any consolation GC, you'll likely remember this crappy trip the rest of your life! Memories.
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Tell the entirety of that snake/lever joke at the dinner table
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