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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Jets need to fire everyone and then contract the team just to be safe You may be right. The announcers were spot on when they called the Hail Mary Pick Six the season in a single play.
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Near the end of the Commanders game the announcer said something to the effect of "The offense isn't really to blame, the defense gave up so much and really lost them the game." and I can't stop thinking about how stupid that statement was. They scored 10 points and gave up a pick 6, so they net only 3 points. The Browns, to compare against a team with a bad offense but good defense, would be 2-8 if they only scored 10 points per game. They'd be 0-2-8 if they also gave up a pick 6 in those 2 wins.
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Quiet Feet posted:I just imagine him checking out whenever he doesn't wanna be somewhere. Like he's sitting in the living room, his father-in-law is telling some lawn mowing story and Dak just shouts "BOOOOORING", jabs a needle in his neck and conks out. Yet when Jay Cutler does the exact same thing you all worship him. Curious
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:They showed the replay on the broadcast. The guy was pointing at something and didn't see the ref. The ref copped an elbow brace to the mouth. Inadvertently of course.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:They showed the replay on the broadcast. The guy was pointing at something and didn't see the ref. I figured that had to be a misleading tweet because a player full on punching a ref would be huge news and the gif would be everywhere.
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In my experience the most common ref booboo is signalling timeout or first down and banging your hand on the helmet of a player walking by
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MikeCrotch posted:In my experience the most common ref booboo is signalling timeout or first down and banging your hand on the helmet of a player walking by Sideline interference is always fun. Just running your rear end off and getting picked off or tripped by some excited coach or player and eating poo poo.
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Grittybeard posted:Sideline interference is always fun. Just running your rear end off and getting picked off or tripped by some excited coach or player and eating poo poo. Mike Tomlin account spotted.
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I had the game on because I’m a degenerate and of course my kids came in right as the ref is spitting blood. They asked if anyone has ever intentionally hurt a ref. I can’t think of anything? Probably because even the most psychotic player realizes his career would instantly be over and he could catch criminal charges. Maybe some old timey maniac from like 1948? I was thinking of Davante Adams shoving that dude over after a game but that was a camera man or something not an official.
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The closest I can think of is the time the ref tossed the penalty flag into that guy's eye. His teammates had to keep him from pummeling the ref. He lost vision in the eye too iirc, really terrible stuff
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Rooster Brooster posted:The closest I can think of is the time the ref tossed the penalty flag into that guy's eye. His teammates had to keep him from pummeling the ref. He lost vision in the eye too iirc, really terrible stuff I feel like the Browns gave the dude a Staph infection too.
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Rooster Brooster posted:The closest I can think of is the time the ref tossed the penalty flag into that guy's eye. His teammates had to keep him from pummeling the ref. He lost vision in the eye too iirc, really terrible stuff It was Orlando Brown and he was suspended indefinitely for shoving Triplette. They rescinded it when they found out he had been blinded, but he was still out of football for a couple of seasons.
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Flikken posted:I feel like the Browns gave the dude a Staph infection too. I had forgotten about the Cleveland Browns: brought to your by MRSA
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Rooster Brooster posted:I had forgotten about the Cleveland Browns: brought to your by MRSA Looks like I was wrong, I was confusing him with LeCharles Bentley.
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Docjowles posted:I had the game on because I’m a degenerate and of course my kids came in right as the ref is spitting blood. They asked if anyone has ever intentionally hurt a ref. I can’t think of anything? Probably because even the most psychotic player realizes his career would instantly be over and he could catch criminal charges. Maybe some old timey maniac from like 1948? If a QB just decided to drill a ref with a pass, how hard would it be to determine intent?
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TheBizzness posted:Hey now, the Bucs also had a MRSA outbreak! The Browns had so many that you had to wonder if they weren't just intentionally doing it
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Incitatus posted:Javisst. Det finns en svensk nfl studio. The 1 o'clock games are broadcast from a sports package, but the 4 o'clock/night games are on regular tv stations. Early game has Swedish commentators and the later games are usually just a direct American broadcast (I forget if the 4 o'clock games are Swedish/English) Yooo tusen takk, I’ll have to check it out! Black Sunshine posted:Being a purist, I still can't get over Dak using anesthesia for tattoos so it's easy to hate on him and being a Cowboy is just icing on the cake. Lmfao he did what???
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:Yooo tusen takk, I’ll have to check it out! https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10088708-cowboys-dak-prescott-reveals-he-was-sedated-for-11-hours-while-getting-leg-tattoo Weak as gently caress IMO
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Black Sunshine posted:https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10088708-cowboys-dak-prescott-reveals-he-was-sedated-for-11-hours-while-getting-leg-tattoo Bruh for a leg?? Other than the shins that’s ezpz. What a huge baby
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:If a QB just decided to drill a ref with a pass, how hard would it be to determine intent? If it's Mahomes? Pretty easy. He did it on purpose because the ball is going where he wants it to go. If it's Zach Wilson? Who the gently caress knows what he was trying to do?
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Black Sunshine posted:https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10088708-cowboys-dak-prescott-reveals-he-was-sedated-for-11-hours-while-getting-leg-tattoo I didn’t know it was for a leg. this man is not a winner I'd rather be sedated for like days 7-9 when it's itchy as gently caress
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Black Sunshine posted:https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10088708-cowboys-dak-prescott-reveals-he-was-sedated-for-11-hours-while-getting-leg-tattoo I have a calf/shin tat that took 7 hours to complete and I sat the whole session. What a wimp.
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trilljester posted:I have a calf/shin tat that took 7 hours to complete and I sat the whole session. What a wimp. The point isn’t pain management. The point is that instead of laying down bored for 11 hours, he gets to fast travel to a completed tattoo.
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Yeah, it's understandable. The part I never got was why he insisted on getting the full tattoo done over the one day/11 hours rather than spread it out over a week with like 2 hours a day, but if you're going to get it all at once and be stuck there for 11 hours, yeah take a nap and make sure you're actually out for most of it. Made sense then, makes sense now
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Ornery and Hornery posted:The point isn’t pain management. The point is that instead of laying down bored for 11 hours, he gets to fast travel to a completed tattoo. that is even more lame
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:If a QB just decided to drill a ref with a pass, how hard would it be to determine intent? If it's in live play the ref has to take it on the chin, though if the ball comes off a ref in the field of play it's still live and can be picked off etc. There was a hs game where a kicker scored a field goal by banking it off the umpires head
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MikeCrotch posted:If it's in live play the ref has to take it on the chin, though if the ball comes off a ref in the field of play it's still live and can be picked off etc. There was a hs game where a kicker scored a field goal by banking it off the umpires head Not completely related to the question at hand, but there was a trick play a couple/few years ago in college someone ran where the punter just booted it to his gunner behind the line of scrimmage. Which makes it legal to advance the ball and get a first down. Always want to see that one come back again somewhere.
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Dak's so badass that the pedestrian physical risks of a giant tattoo weren't enough and he needed to roll the dice on anesthesia just for the danger thrill
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I’m just jealous Dak’s skin could take so much at once, I got my half sleeve done in a cumulative 7 hours over two consecutive days but had to stop because my skin was too irritated for the guy to keep working, had to schedule a 3rd session to finish it up
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