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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 12 Aftermath - The Waxing Goofious Moon
 
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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

 The Cowboys are going to lose against a whole bunch of opponents with winning records and then drop their week 17 game to lose seeding like idiots.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

 Didn’t we already have a dumb slap fight about Daks tattoo a few weeks ago?

Who gives a gently caress. The important thing to remember is he is a choke artist, the cowboys will never have post season success with him, and we should all be thankful that this how Jerry is wasting his twilight years.

gently caress the cowboys.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

 Tyreek isn’t winning MVP. The league doesn’t want an even bigger spot light on what a dick he is.

It will be whichever qb throws together the best December or possibly Garrett.

Garrett absolutely has a better case but it probably won’t matter.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

solarjetman posted:

At the risk of jinxing it, one thing that is really helping out the Broncos is health. On top of everything else last year, they had a ton of injuries; early this season they lost Patrick and Sterns for the year, and they were down two safeties in the Dolphins game. And of course Kareem Jackson's executive function keeps acting up and costing him games. But other than that, the injury sheet has been clean. The offensive line that held the Browns to 1 sack has been playing together all season, and the return of Baron Browning has helped the pass rush.

Another thing that has vastly improved the defense is benching DaMarri Mathis, who was being hunted mercilessly early on. Moreau and McMillian are much better. They're still shaky against the run but health helps with that too.

They've had some lucky breaks to be sure - this would have been a much different game if the Browns hadn't hosed up a reverse when it was 17-12, and the Bills and Vikings games were tossups. Winning out is very unlikely - but if they can win 3 out of their next 5 (one of which is against the Patriots), they'll go into Vegas in week 18 at 9-7, which probably means win-and-in.

I think the real thing helping them is not having one of the worst coaches in modern history and kicking Wilson’s staff out of the building.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Diva Cupcake posted:

He was very good at running the football and scoring fantasy football points.

Is there another metric by which we measure?

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

AndrewP posted:

actually insanely good quarterbacks elevate their team. Stroud had every excuse to be lousy this season but, being insanely good, he has lifted them to competency

Now make Eberflus his coach.

Fields isn’t as good as stroud, but he can be the guy for a team with even middling coaching if someone can teach him when to stay in or leave the pocket.

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