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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Amazon Prime? This game is an Amazon Crime!

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/nkulw/status/1728124045382807563?t=gDI-rhq3cC1hS-s410Nf2Q&s=19

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

worth the billion dollars amazon paid for it

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

is that stephen lynch doing the priceline commercials, i swear i recognize his voice

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Iowa has 10 wind and has averaged under 250 yds for the season

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Iowa has 10 wind and has averaged under 250 yds for the season

i love their war on points, i deeply admire their commitment to it

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I will miss the Big Ten West.

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
if i buy something on amazon will someone score some points

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


iowa football is motherfucking art

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

bean mom posted:

is that stephen lynch doing the priceline commercials, i swear i recognize his voice

If so, glad he's getting work. I'll try to listen to the next one and see if I can confirm

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Turf at the meadowlands always looks like brillo

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

bean mom posted:

i love their war on points, i deeply admire their commitment to it

I hope a meteor hits Lucas Oil Field

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The best part of this Iowa season was the OC having to average 25 points a game or else he'd be fired.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
How the gently caress did he catch that.

Felonious_Monk
Oct 26, 2008
Waddle is a wizard

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Game so boring they're spending all their time on the coach's fit

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Why the zip tie in the shoes

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Holy poo poo how did Waddle catch that

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

CapnAndy posted:

Why the zip tie in the shoes

i'm more interested in this than waddle's catch lol

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Cornerback was a millisecond slow

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Awful missed tackle by Whitehead there

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
well that was easy

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I like that this game is all about how much can the Jets defense can slow down the Dolphins offense.

Because the Jets ain't scoring any loving points with their offense.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Calling it now, McDaniel is going to have a Staley like flameout in the next few years. His brilliant scheme is heavily heavily dependent on having extremely good WRs who constantly win their matchups. Doesn't feel super sustainable.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


What maniac buys a new car as a Christmas gift

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

What maniac buys a new car as a Christmas gift

The aliens that live in commercials

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Nice stiffarm.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


FIRST DOWN ALERT

AND IT WASN'T BY PENALTY

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


Jets are stuck with the Defender status

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

FIRST DOWN ALERT

AND IT WASN'T BY PENALTY

Do those count?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

To the happy couple!

https://twitter.com/zachzachzach/status/1397267996603674626

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.
Here comes the boooooos

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Why is this guy starting a game in the NFL

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm the entire Jets OLine staring down at our sacked quarterback

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


You could give the Jets a touchdown each time they get a first down in this game and they'd still probably lose.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Number19 posted:

You could give the Jets a touchdown each time they get a first down in this game and they'd still probably lose.

It would currently be 10 7 by my count right?

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I swear I’d rather be a Panthers fan than a Jets fan

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Number19 posted:

You could give the Jets a touchdown each time they get a first down in this game and they'd still probably lose.

Now this sounds like a fun and interesting game.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
thank you lord bezos for making this free

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Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


AndrewP posted:

I swear I’d rather be a Panthers fan than a Jets fan

At least you would have a Superbowl appearance within the last 50 years

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