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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This is not GotW Bills/Eagles but might still be worth posting about so feel free.

E: Wait... 11/16? gently caress.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

My god, so soon?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkLRSRE7xBo

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Was expecting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5BCMFu1Y94

Also, gently caress the Cowboys.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

time to see what happens when pathetic meets actual pathetic

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

AndrewP posted:

what do you call the dumbest med school graduate
"Doctor"


also I pick the Ravens to win this game on the grounds that they have not turned their team name into a verb

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Was expecting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5BCMFu1Y94

Also, gently caress the Cowboys.

:hmmyes: x2

I made the mistake of switching to NBC too quickly and had to hear Jac Collinsworth, Tony Dungy, and Rodney Harrison for like 20 seconds and it made me physically ill

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


ngl that ending was pretty disappointing, was hoping the Bills could clutch it out

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
moderna made a brand name for their vax? why is that funny to me

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/AndyHermanNFL/status/1728943798720565449

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Definitely emotionally exhausted but perhaps I'll catch some of this. I guess the only real drama here is whether the Chargers lose in a blowout or a close game. Whatever's funnier!

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Christ, I despise this stupid song

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i still havent recovered

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

its wild i consider the chargers to be WAY better than 4-6

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

oh my god we dont have collinsworth, we have JASON GARRETT?? THIS IS GONNA BE WORSE

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wait, why is Garret in the booth? Ew.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

bean mom posted:

oh my god we dont have collinsworth, we have JASON GARRETT?? THIS IS GONNA BE WORSE

more like extremely average

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Ah gently caress we have to listen to the clapper all night?

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


garrett apparnetly can't hold a microphone properly.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
oh god Jason Garrett filling in for Collinsworth :barf:

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

bean mom posted:

its wild i consider the chargers to be WAY better than 4-6

Same, they just seem cursed

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Jason Garrett as commentator wtf

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I will never get used to see Jason Garett as a sports commentator.

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007

by Pragmatica
jason garrett??????????

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Jason Garrett filling in really feels like the commentating equivalent of Collinsworth keeping an ugly friend around for comparison.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Can he make the announcing go 8-8?

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Where's the clapping GIF when you need it

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Tirico & Garrett

The worst buddy cop movie imaginable

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Typically I'd say anyone is an upgrade over Colinsworth. Jason Garrett really tests the limits of that theory.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Get ready for an evening of robotic, monotone sentences of no more than 10 syllables

Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.
Not too invested, but I guess.... go Chargers?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Garrett's done some commentary for spring football games, and he's not terrible, but he isn't great either

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ravens FootBall

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

The Ravens tried to hire Garrett and he turned them down. Then they hired Harbaugh.

This sent Kawalimus down the path to madness

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

oh god Jason Garrett filling in for Collinsworth :barf:

I feel like he must have stuffed him in the trunk of a car or something. Only logical explanation.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
SO MUCH PAIN

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Mystic Stylez posted:

Ravens FootBall

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Stadium cops wandering the parking lot, listening for muffled cries of "now here's a guy"

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

"Doctor"


also I pick the Ravens to win this game on the grounds that they have not turned their team name into a verb

What do you call an anesthesiologist wearing a suit?

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Ravens just got a "mini bye" so I hope the defense is a little more up to it this week

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