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I feel like I could just pick up a pair right now and just loving dominate like some ninjas or some poo poo. I'd look like a total badass too like with a cutoff shirt and mad cool Oakleys and I'd say poo poo like "What's wrong??? Chuck got your tounge!" then when I said that I'd like hit someone in the toungue with ,my loving nuncheuck. Like, at this point I can't see any downsidess to being a nunchuck guy. Maybe with a leather vest that's like, you know, studded and maybe has my cool gang name written across the back. My gang name is Chuck. Also, that is my regular name. It was meant to be . Don't ask me any questions.
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Have fun hitting your knee, face, and pinching your bits in some chain, op.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:28
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You would immediately hit yourself in your genitals and then poo poo your pants
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Nov 29, 2023 04:28
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You people don't know poo poo about nunchehucks.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:29
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you guys dont already own nunchucks? lmbao
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Nov 29, 2023 04:30
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I had to do 3 katas as a kid using nunchucks, so sorry, but I'm an expert.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:30
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lol I got in a fight with a kid who came at me with nunchuks.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:31
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Grey Cat posted:I had to do 3 katas as a kid using nunchucks, so sorry, but I'm an expert. I once cried and slapped another kid in the face over and over again. It was p fierce.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:33
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90% of learning to nun chuck is that sweet move where you swing them over your shoulder and grab the other end under your arm. iykyk
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Nov 29, 2023 04:38
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Literally A Person posted:You people don't know poo poo about nunchehucks. We do know a lot about you and thats what informs our predictions
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Nov 29, 2023 04:41
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The stupidest turtle uses them. Not an insult, just a fact. Strong evidence that it is the easiest weapon. Now a stick on the other hand, the weapon of a genius.
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Nov 29, 2023 04:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTFu8zc1zAM Can you kick this guy’s rear end?
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Nov 29, 2023 05:01
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N. Senada posted:The stupidest turtle uses them. Not an insult, just a fact. Real nunchuk talk: If you are one of those awesome nunchuk folks, doing all those awesome moves, I'm sure you might be able to gently caress someone up with you awesome nunchuk moves. Like some drunken fratboys. Otherwise, they are pointless. Just punch and block bro.
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Nov 29, 2023 05:04
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MoonshineWilly posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTFu8zc1zAM Showboating. He wouldn't stand a chance. I'm here to kick rear end not loving show off.
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Nov 29, 2023 05:06
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As for fighting against a nunchuk expert, simply raise your arms around your head and crouch down into Tiger Pose and attack directly.
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Nov 29, 2023 05:08
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The great enemy of the nunchucks is three rocks thrown at once
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Nov 29, 2023 05:13
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OP practices nun chucks in the food lion parking lot.
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Nov 29, 2023 05:25
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My brother owned a pair when I was a kid We both hurt ourselves repeatedly with them It was awesome I also had a butterfly knife that was a comb
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Nov 29, 2023 05:27
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maybeadracula posted:My brother owned a pair when I was a kid Switchblade comb was the superior fake weapon/comb
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redshirt posted:Switchblade comb was the superior fake weapon/comb I had that too but learning to do the cool hand flip with the butterfly comb was way more fun than just pushing a button like a grown-up at work
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Nov 29, 2023 05:31
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maybeadracula posted:I had that too but learning to do the cool hand flip with the butterfly comb was way more fun than just pushing a button like a grown-up at work Hmm, you make a good point...
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Nov 29, 2023 05:37
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If you're kicking their rear end while attempting to use num-chuks. You're likely doing something incredibly wrong.
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That video of the guy swinging them all around like crazy but then he hits himself in the nards it pretty funny
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Nov 29, 2023 06:32
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nunchucks suck, and are the lowest tier of TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) weapons Twin Katana (Leonardo) > Twin Sai (Raphael) > Bō Staff (Donatello) > Nunchaku (Michelangelo)
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Nov 29, 2023 06:36
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mannerup posted:nunchucks suck, and are the lowest tier of TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) weapons That's nerd poo poo. THIS IS REAL LIFE.
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Nov 29, 2023 06:37
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nevermind changed my mind nunchucks are cool now, buying a pair tomorrowquote:Are nunchakus illegal in California? No. Nunchucks are legal now that Penal Code 22010 PC was repealed in 2020. Under the old law, it was illegal in California to make, import, sell, give away or even to possess nunchakus.
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Nov 29, 2023 06:44
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What’s the worst that could happen? If you gently caress up, you can always make a movie about it. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1368855/
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Nov 29, 2023 06:45
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I'm going to take a guess and say that lightsaber nunchucks have shown up in some EU Star Wars poo poo.
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Nov 29, 2023 07:08
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There is a reason when we practiced with them in tae kwon do, we used foam covered ones because god drat it's easy to clobber yourself with them. they're a wildly impractical weapon. Give me a sword or a quarterstaff any day. Heck, i'd take a tree branch over nunchuks.
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Nov 29, 2023 07:18
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mannerup posted:nunchucks suck, and are the lowest tier of TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) weapons do you know you dont stab with sai? isnt that loving lame
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mannerup posted:nunchucks suck, and are the lowest tier of TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) weapons Oh, you know about nunchuckers from TMNT? That's cute. Get back to us when you rented and watched every video that even looked like there might be a ninja in. Have you even seen America Ninja 4?
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Nov 29, 2023 07:39
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A chucklefuck with nunchuks, I'd like to see that.
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Nov 29, 2023 09:59
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pro tip: you can throw numchucks at other people so that you don't hit yourself in the dick with them
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Nov 29, 2023 12:05
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i dont know if they are good for throwing it's just less likelty to hurt you that way
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Nov 29, 2023 12:05
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How much nun could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nun? None, Chuck
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:pro tip: you can throw numchucks at other people so that you don't hit yourself in the dick with them Seems like a bad pro tip. Now they have the num-chuks and they might know how to use them.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Seems like a bad pro tip. Now they have the num-chuks and they might know how to use them. they also might hit themselves in the dick, a calculated gamble
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Nov 29, 2023 12:35
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The weebs start running when I crack out my Chinese war sword.
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Vakal posted:I'm going to take a guess and say that lightsaber nunchucks have shown up in some EU Star Wars poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQC29joihwU&t=8s 
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Nunchucks are no match for my Jamie Oliver Knuckle Duster.
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