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I hope op had an appropriate haircut for using nun chucks
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Nov 29, 2023 13:51
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satanic splash-back posted:I hope op had an appropriate haircut for using nun chucks Mullet?
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Nov 29, 2023 15:42
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Buy some op and record yourself fighting some hanging meat
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Nov 29, 2023 15:52
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They’re called numchucks according to the ten year old boy who just beat the gently caress out of me with his
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Nov 29, 2023 15:54
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Nunchaku are just an inferior version of a flail, which apparently didn't actually exist. So enjoy flailing about with your noisy sticks!
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Nov 29, 2023 15:55
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Dumb cucks
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Nov 29, 2023 15:57
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cptInsane0 posted:Mullet? The Friar Tuck
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Nov 29, 2023 16:06
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Dumb cucks Culturally Insensitive BAN IMMEDIATELY
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Nov 29, 2023 16:34
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Your nunchuks are no match for my Ninja Throwing Stars!
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Nov 29, 2023 16:37
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Honestly, if you aren't wielding a loving giant Kanabo then don't even talk to me.
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Nov 29, 2023 16:40
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I think I could probably nunchuck(u?) like 20 or 30 ninjas before they got the upper hand. You know, like, if I had an infinite wave of ninjas to defend myself from with nunchuks. Also, another badass thing I could say is like "My name is Chuck and I loves to nun" but I would say it to like the head ninja before I proceeded to royally gently caress him up in a nunchuks duel to the death.
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Nov 29, 2023 17:33
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Literally A Person posted:I think I could probably nunchuck(u?) like 20 or 30 ninjas before they got the upper hand. You know, like, if I had an infinite wave of ninjas to defend myself from with nunchuks. Also, another badass thing I could say is like "My name is Chuck and I loves to nun" but I would say it to like the head ninja before I proceeded to royally gently caress him up in a nunchuks duel to the death. Ah, the Law of Ninja Conservation. That final ninja will be the strongest of all, and have the most throwing stars and other secret ninja stuff.
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Nov 29, 2023 17:40
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Yeah we get it already nunchaku are funny joke idiot tools Just practice what you enjoy; 99% of all weapon arts practitioners these days do their thing purely for exhibition and if you're somehow squaring off against burglars with a set of tonfa you're either filming a movie or something has gone horribly wrong just make sure you get an actual teacher
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Nov 29, 2023 18:27
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for one billion years mankind has defended itself with a spear and yyou can too
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Nov 29, 2023 18:39
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GolfHole posted:for one billion years mankind has defended itself with a spear and yyou can too looks complicated
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Nov 29, 2023 19:01
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anyway I'm learning the katana, a weapon that no one has ever sliced themselves open on by being an idiot
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Nov 29, 2023 19:02
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GolfHole posted:for one billion years mankind has defended itself with a spear and yyou can too All I need is a rock
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Nov 29, 2023 19:02
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ChickenHeart posted:Yeah we get it already nunchaku are funny joke idiot tools I.... ......uh ........this thread is a joke. You see, the conceit being that I actually probably would not kick rear end at nunchucks thus it being silly when i say things like I could walk into any dojo in the world and desrtoy the master there with my nunchuckery
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Nov 29, 2023 19:17
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Literally A Person posted:I.... The gently caress? This isn't real???
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Nov 29, 2023 19:19
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I'm actually p surprised I have to explain this
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Nov 29, 2023 19:19
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ChickenHeart posted:Yeah we get it already nunchaku are funny joke idiot tools Sounds like this nerd needs a chuckin'
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Nov 29, 2023 21:34
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Nunchucks are the bowtie of weapons
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Nov 29, 2023 22:02
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*Throws smokebomb and escapes to my ninja lair
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Nov 29, 2023 22:03
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Spinz posted:Nunchucks are the bowtie of weapons Then what's the bolo tie of weapons?
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Nov 29, 2023 22:12
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Grey Cat posted:Then what's the bolo tie of weapons? The garrote
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Nov 29, 2023 22:19
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Literally A Person posted:I'm actually p surprised I have to explain this I think them taking it at 100% face value might a joke too. Grey Cat posted:Then what's the bolo tie of weapons? That hat on a string that when you throw it lands on their head and decapitates them.
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Nov 29, 2023 22:20
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Grey Cat posted:Then what's the bolo tie of weapons? Razor top hat
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Nov 29, 2023 22:21
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What;s the proper term for someone who does nunchucks. Nunchuckist? Nunchuckier? edit: it's Nunskull deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Nov 29, 2023 |
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Nov 29, 2023 22:22
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deep dish peat moss posted:What;s the proper term for someone who does nunchucks. Nunchuckist? Nunchuckier? Nunchucian
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Nov 30, 2023 01:32
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deep dish peat moss posted:What;s the proper term for someone who does nunchucks. Nunchuckist? Nunchuckier? Nunchukster
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Nov 30, 2023 01:36
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I uhh.. bought a pair of real nunchicks from this awesome dork that hand-made them properly when I was younger and was just like why not. Hexagonal shaft, 2 short pieces of rope.. none of that chain bullshit or being able to twist them around your arm.. Basically it's just 2 really really dense hard prices of wood held together by a replaceable cord should it wear out. You would be shocked how much that length of cord turns it into a whip like movement that amplifies the strike over just a wooden stick that's the same length as both nunchuck. Id take that over a baton anyday.
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Nov 30, 2023 01:53
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To get real for a second, I am a ninja. But I never trained on nunchuks. But I think the defense against them is quite easy. Just use your arms to block and close the distance till you kick him in the balls.
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Nov 30, 2023 01:55
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Not to imply you need help with the one-liners, but be sure to throw in "anyone got any bubblegum? Cause I got nun, chuck"
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Nov 30, 2023 02:17
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“I’m going to chuck” *claps nunchucks together* “YOU UP”
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Nov 30, 2023 02:24
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i think you're probably right OP sounds like you have a lot of passion coming from a place of natural nunchuku affinity i bet you could take at least 17 ninjas and maybe 1 of them is a really good ninja with like extra colors or really cool weapons https://i.imgur.com/uC9TI6b.mp4
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Nov 30, 2023 02:27
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LAP make me a new winter epic siggy
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Nov 30, 2023 02:29
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There's a Nunchucks Guy in the Soul Calibur games, but nobody ever, ever, ever remembers him. Ask anyone to list some Soul Calibur characters just off the top of their head and they'll never, ever mention him. Just the dullest, most generic-rear end character in a game about demon knights, ghost pirates, contortionist gimps, fencing vampires, large-breasted ninja, larger-breasted sword-doms, and also that one woman who sits on your face. Why's this loser even here? Oh, he's got a sassy attitude. Goddamn waste of space on the roster.
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Nov 30, 2023 03:21
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:LAP make me a new winter epic siggy When December starts up we'll get a lit winter siggy thread
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:There's a Nunchucks Guy in the Soul Calibur games, but nobody ever, ever, ever remembers him. Other notable video game nunchuks guys:
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