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Funky See Funky Do posted:Has he been buried yet? drat he must smell like poo poo by now. he's always gonna smell like poo poo, cause so many people will want to poo poo on his grave
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fartknocker posted:he's always gonna smell like poo poo, cause so many people will want to poo poo on his grave  
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kuarduck posted:
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 Americans, in your time of grieving. I know, there'll never be another Kissinger, but surely Trump, after you vote him in, will appoint someone equally talented.
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BigBadSteve posted:
That is, I guess, the sad consolation prize here: whoever The Next Kissinger is, they will more than likely be an incompetent imbecile, and only manage to do Kissinger-level or style damage by loving up.
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BigBadSteve posted:
no because as evil as kissinger was he was indeed talented trump is looking for ball ticklers
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to be fair, i am also looking for ball ticklers
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Lazy_Liberal posted:to be fair, i am also looking for ball ticklers 
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Isaac Asimov's had a story in one of his books of jokes;quote:Golda Meir, the prime minister of Israel in the early seventies, had as her foreign minister Abba Eban, who spoke perfect English (better than mine, by far). At the time, President Nixon's secretary of state was Henry Kissinger, a German-born American who spoke English that was far worse than mine.  And what makes it even funnier is that Kissinger is dead. Heh.
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Alan Smithee posted:no because as evil as kissinger was he was indeed talented what? kissinger made his career tickling nixon's balls
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Nixon trusted Kissinger even less than some people itt
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Coolguye posted:Nixon trusted Kissinger even less than some people itt I love that the actual reason Nixon had the White House wired was to get Kissinger on tape so he couldn't take credit for Nixon's  achievements in Vietnam and China... which were all orchestrated by Kissinger.
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Coolguye posted:Nixon trusted Kissinger even less than some people itt And this was a guy of whom Kissinger was like "If he tries to launch any nukes past 9PM EST, you loving call me first, I don't care if we actually have three minutes until we're all vaporized in a Russian first strike. You call me first."
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I just remembered Kissinger died again.
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Coolguye posted:Nixon trusted Kissinger even less than some people itt it was the right call from a straight-shooter
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drilldo squirt posted:I just remembered Kissinger died again. Again? How many deaths does that rear end in a top hat get?!
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Captain Hygiene posted:Again? How many deaths does that rear end in a top hat get?! A million deaths are not enough for
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The Maroon Hawk posted:he ded lol Can we ever be truly sure, though? What if he returns someday?
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drilldo squirt posted:I just remembered Kissinger died again. Lol
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drilldo squirt posted:I just remembered Kissinger died again. Can we kill him a third time and make it a hat trick?
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hey guys remember when kissinger died lol lmao
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why did God let him live so long tho
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Smugworth posted:why did God let him live so long tho he was one of The Lords most devoted foot soldiers
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Remember the adl tried to eulogies him on Twitter and people posted that Jews and "jews" quote.
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drilldo squirt posted:Remember the adl tried to eulogies him on Twitter and people posted that Jews and "jews" quote. Why'd the ADL try to eulogize him, I can't remember him trying to criminalize recognizing Palestine or Palestinians as existing in recent memory
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Wait there planing to bury him? Be far more efficient just to chuck him into the nearest large sewerage treatment plant central cess pit. Just really maximize that amount of people who can piss and poo poo on him.
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dr_rat posted:Wait there planing to bury him? Be far more efficient just to chuck him into the nearest large sewerage treatment plant central cess pit. His funeral was canceled after they accidentally dropped his casket into a sewer and couldn't tell the large masses of human feces apart from Kissinger.
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Geneva Breaker posted:just checked, still dead I appreciate this update, thank you
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Geneva Breaker posted:just checked, still dead good im glad
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