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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:hai:

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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BigHead posted:

I hate to be That Guy but I honestly don't know much of anything about Kissinger. Anyone want to give me a tldr? Nixon foreign policy wonk is about as far as I have on him.

He was one of the heads in a jar on Futurama

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Lol, wtf

e: I don't think there's a single reply that's not bashing them, that seems like an oopsie

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Kit Walker posted:

I don't know what anyone in this thread can do that's funnier than Kissinger dying, especially because it was at his grand-nephew's Cambodia-themed birthday party where they had a slip 'n slide and Kissinger's bloated body rode it downhill like a high-speed sausage production line until he flew wildly off to the right and landed balls-first into one of those pressure traps that immediately snapped shut and drove fifty nails into his dick, balls, and taint causing him to rapidly deflate like a balloon and shoot around the backyard over the heads of fifty cheering white children who thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen in their entire lives until his flaccid empty skin got rolled up by a Pol Pot impersonator who smoked him like a fat cigar

The woke mainstream media won't report on it, but it happened, folks, it really did

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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AARD VARKMAN posted:

stfu about Joe freaking Biden in this blessed thread

Pffft. Thanks, Obama :rolleyes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Lowtax leading the charge on his greatest legacy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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R.L. Stine posted:

he's voldemort

Finally, some context I can understand

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Has he been buried yet? drat he must smell like poo poo by now.

Nah, much more of a strong ammonia odor

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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drilldo squirt posted:

I just remembered Kissinger died again.

Again? How many deaths does that rear end in a top hat get?!

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Strategic Tea posted:

Somehow, Kissinger has returned!

The dead reek!

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