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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Holy balls.

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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Isaac Asimov's had a story in one of his books of jokes;

quote:

Golda Meir, the prime minister of Israel in the early seventies, had as her foreign minister Abba Eban, who spoke perfect English (better than mine, by far). At the time, President Nixon's secretary of state was Henry Kissinger, a German-born American who spoke English that was far worse than mine.

One time, Nixon said to Meir, "We both have Jewish foreign secretaries, Madam Meir."

"Yes," said Meir, "but mine speaks English."

:fry:

And what makes it even funnier is that Kissinger is dead. Heh.

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