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Henry Kissinger is survived by a massive bolus of poo poo in an Arby’s restroom in Nebraska, which is the only thing that could ever come close to loving him back.
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I like to think that Rush Limbaugh saved Kissinger a seat at the “All You Can Eat Searing Magma and Horse poo poo Buffet” in Hell.  Two buddies chowing down for eternity!
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Nov 30, 2023 05:17
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Wertjoe posted:I'm in Vietnam right now and asked my friend if anyone was celebrating or cared. She said no, which seemed weird to me but as far as I can tell people over here aren't holding much of a grudge about the Vietnam war. They say it's Buddhist to let things roll off of you. They also had a lot of lovely countries loving around in a row so Kissinger/America is just another in a list of dirtbags that is miles long. winning also helps lol. It’s kinda surprising to me how many people I’ve seen and met that say how chill the Vietnamese are regarding, ya know, the whole “massacre of their people” thing the US did and how an American passport isn’t an invitation to beat the poo poo out of its owner. When I was in my 20’s I met a kid who came back from vacationing there and I was genuinely surprised that they even allowed Americans into the country. Also a 6’er is a 6-hour celebratory probation marking a date or a joke or whatever. It’s fun, you should try it.
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Nov 30, 2023 14:02
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Captain Hygiene posted:Lol, wtf The Yankees suck now since they can't just buy their way to victory, so they gotta be number 1 at something. Which, I guess, is "most hated team in America". Look out Philly! They're coming for you!
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Nov 30, 2023 17:18
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The arrow trap symbolizes the slow inevitability of death coming for Henry Kissinger after he planned the deaths of thousands of Cambodians (represented by the dancing guy).
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Nov 30, 2023 18:08
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dr_rat posted:Wait there planing to bury him? Be far more efficient just to chuck him into the nearest large sewerage treatment plant central cess pit. His funeral was canceled after they accidentally dropped his casket into a sewer and couldn't tell the large masses of human feces apart from Kissinger.
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