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Original sin means you're born a sinner. So you can't go to heaven unless you apologize to Jesus for being born a sinner. This works out because otherwise heaven would be full of all the crying babies and sick kids God kills as part of his master plan.
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My sins are so much more original than just being born. Get creative with it.
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Nov 30, 2023 17:04
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God ain't out here trying to raise people's dead kids. If I was a deity I'd probably feel the same way.
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Nov 30, 2023 17:14
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Original sin means you're born a sinner. So you can't go to heaven unless you apologize to Jesus for being born a sinner. yea but im pretty sure back in the day the whole point of this concept was that you could just pay the church to get out of that poo poo eventually people got pissed and thats why theres a whole bunch of other churches now because by that point people made christianity into a whole like, identity and couldnt handle having been scammed all their life. but for a few centuries they had a real good thing going.
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Nov 30, 2023 17:54
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Lucifer was right
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Nov 30, 2023 17:55
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The talking serpent did nothing wrong 
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Nov 30, 2023 19:07
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Love sinning. I got the OG sins plus some new ones, good stuff.
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Nov 30, 2023 19:20
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im waiting for Sin 2.0
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Nov 30, 2023 19:22
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I wonder if they ever thought of calling Hell 'Sincinnati'
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Nov 30, 2023 19:24
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Original sin means you're born a sinner. So you can't go to heaven unless you apologize to Jesus for being born a sinner. OP, the 'Limbo of Infants' isn't really officially part of the dogma. But many assume it's how it works because, well, you really do need to do something about all those babies and nobody wants them burned.
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Nov 30, 2023 19:36
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i actually got checked for original sin and it came back negative, so not everyone has had it
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Nov 30, 2023 19:39
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im in the middle of playing a video game called divinity 2 original sin but so far im about 35 hours in and the concept of original sin hasn't really come up. or maybe it has i get a bit impatient with the lore and dont pay very close attention, its mostly about something called "cursed fire" and how you always seem to be stepping in it
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Nov 30, 2023 19:43
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Earwicker posted:im in the middle of playing a video game called divinity 2 original sin but so far im about 35 hours in and the concept of original sin hasn't really come up. or maybe it has i get a bit impatient with the lore and dont pay very close attention, its mostly about something called "cursed fire" and how you always seem to be stepping in it Is Divinity 2: Original Sin a good game? People keep saying it's "one of the best RPGs" but I'm a little dubious. Is the story good or is it, like, only a "really good RPG" from a mechanical perspective?
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Nov 30, 2023 19:50
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Is Divinity 2: Original Sin a good game? People keep saying it's "one of the best RPGs" but I'm a little dubious. Is the story good or is it, like, only a "really good RPG" from a mechanical perspective? its extremely good imo in the general context of roleplaying videogames, the story is good. a lot more interesting than e.g. skyrim or dragon age etc. its not some kind of literary masterpiece but the overarching story is pretty good and you have a choice of which party members you recruit, each of whom have their own story and they way they all interact and change your experience of the world is pretty cool the main reason the game is good though is just the amount of freedom you have, the consequences of your decisions really matter, there a ton of fun ways to gently caress with the world or get through different situations and the combat is chaotic (for a turn based game) but enjoyable. its definitely one of the best crpg's ive ever played, the hype is warranted.
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Nov 30, 2023 19:58
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I prefer Divinity 3: Second Sin
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Nov 30, 2023 20:37
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God: Creates everything, including the snake and the apple God: You have domain over this world, EXCEPT don't touch that apple tree over there which is all sparkly Eve: Hmmm..... The Snake: It's bullshit, right? Why put this forbidden thing right next to you and then tell you not to touch it? What's the deal? Eve: Good points *eats apple God: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! ORIGINAL SIN AND DAMNATION FOR ETERNITY!!!
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Nov 30, 2023 20:43
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I originally sinned your mom last night. BOOM, TAKE ME TO HELL
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Nov 30, 2023 20:48
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i don't do original sins, i'm not a pathfinder type derivative sins only, thankyouverymuch e: i like my sins tried and true, with illustrated instructions and helpful hints dee eight fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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Nov 30, 2023 20:56
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nosin under the sun is new
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Nov 30, 2023 22:00
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Original sin means you're born a sinner. So you can't go to heaven unless you apologize to Jesus for being born a sinner. Baptism is generally understood to “wash away” original sin. So babies and kids are in the clear as long, as they get dunked on first.
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Nov 30, 2023 22:16
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In the '80s they came out with New Sin, but switched back to Original Sin after everyone complained.
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Nov 30, 2023 22:18
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2020 Covid lockdown baptism
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Nov 30, 2023 22:24
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redshirt posted:2020 Covid lockdown baptism Kids first experience with a gun. America.
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Dec 1, 2023 12:34
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Organized religion is extortion.
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Dec 1, 2023 12:56
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redshirt posted:2020 Covid lockdown baptism lol
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Dec 1, 2023 13:35
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Come get some
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Dec 1, 2023 13:38
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numberoneposter posted:im waiting for Sin 2.0 Keep scrolling kid / 
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Dec 1, 2023 13:44
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Larry Cum Free posted:God ain't out here trying to raise people's dead kids. If I was a deity I'd probably feel the same way. Sure he'll raise the dead kids but what about the ones who are alive? Typical republican
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Dec 1, 2023 14:22
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redshirt posted:2020 Covid lockdown baptism
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Dec 1, 2023 14:38
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Just lmao if there isn't an old testy god to stomp on our balls
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Dec 1, 2023 15:00
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I prefer Original tan more than original sin.
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Dec 1, 2023 15:05
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You can get a lot of money for a mint condition original sin
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Dec 1, 2023 15:16
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Original sin means you're born a sinner. So you can't go to heaven unless you apologize to Jesus for being born a sinner. Yeah but its p. dope that you can just say this literal sentence  "I accept this Jesus fella into my and you can do whatever the gently caress you want spirituallyVery modern and egalitarian. Don't need to follow any lists of rules, no capricious omniscient judgement, circumvents indulgences and can be done at home, doesn't require dying in battle or or ritual suicide or killing all your servants and embalming them so they can work for you in the afterlife.
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Dec 1, 2023 15:20
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Original sin was the original startup
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Dec 1, 2023 16:42
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Sorry, I only have Type 2 sin.
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Dec 1, 2023 16:52
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Original sin means you're born a sinner. So you can't go to heaven unless you apologize to Jesus for being born a sinner. Atleast according to medieval thought, baptism was really the only necessary thing to clear someone of original sin, so it was considered extremely important that someone was baptized basically as soon as they were born, and actually performing baptism was ruled to not require a priest, midwives for instance could batpize a newborn right away and that was seen as valid. A priest was only really necessary for confirming the baptism, but that wasn't seen as necessary for salvation, it was just a ritual act of becoming part of the church.
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Dec 1, 2023 18:13
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Gotta be honest, if everyone everywhere has it, it doesn't seem that "original." Kinda Pedestrian Sin, honestly
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Dec 1, 2023 18:14
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one order of original sin, one order of extra crispy sin, and one order of extra spicy sin
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Dec 1, 2023 19:46
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numberoneposter posted:extra spicy sin This is anal, right?
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:This is anal, right? Yeah he’s real specific about it
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