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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Original sin is a pretty good invention the Christians came up with.
 
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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Original sin means you're born a sinner. So you can't go to heaven unless you apologize to Jesus for being born a sinner.

This works out because otherwise heaven would be full of all the crying babies and sick kids God kills as part of his master plan.

Baptism is generally understood to “wash away” original sin. So babies and kids are in the clear as long, as they get dunked on first.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Original sin is a pretty good invention the Christians came up with.