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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Original sin is a pretty good invention the Christians came up with.
 
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Apr 18, 2001
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Original sin means you're born a sinner. So you can't go to heaven unless you apologize to Jesus for being born a sinner.

This works out because otherwise heaven would be full of all the crying babies and sick kids God kills as part of his master plan.

Yeah but its p. dope that you can just say this literal sentence :pray: "I accept this Jesus fella into my b-hole heart" :pray: and you can do whatever the gently caress you want spiritually

Very modern and egalitarian. Don't need to follow any lists of rules, no capricious omniscient judgement, circumvents indulgences and can be done at home, doesn't require dying in battle or or ritual suicide or killing all your servants and embalming them so they can work for you in the afterlife.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Original sin is a pretty good invention the Christians came up with.