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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Don't jack my yak

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Don't skip a good trip

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Don't give me crap about my nightcap

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Don't travel with the Smug, he'll slip you a sedative drug.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Never judge a book by its cover

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Please don't be creepy when I fall asleepy.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I like your cloak op and I think your friends will find it very “cool” and like it too! :)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Please leggo my Eggo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Only you can prevent forest fires

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Don't post here if you're gonna be a rear

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Do give a wide berth to one such as Smugworth

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I've no time for posts that lack rhyme

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Don't nope my hopes

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Dont flick my dick.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Don't elope with my Pope.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

If you see something, say something

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Don't cast aspersions on my vast perversions.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Please make sure my cloak is properly stored where pickpockets can't manhandle it while I am enjoying dinner at your establishment

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Don't cry on my fly!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t mind the air from my derrière.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Make sure to eat your vitamins

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Do be enthralled by those huge pigs balls

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Don't raise holy heck about my turtleneck

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Give a hoot, don't pollute

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Smugworth ain’t cool, he’s a drat fool!

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Post like dicks, out for six

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

don't pick on my dick

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Hey! Keepa your moon outta my eye like the big pizza pie, huh?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

maybeadracula posted:

Post like dicks, out for six

Snitches get stitches

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Smugworth posted:

Snitches get stitches

Reported

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

It's a crime
Not to rhyme

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I'll report your jorts

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Say nothing wrong about my thong

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Don't mock my tiny Glock

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Keep your enemies close, and your friends closer

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t bitch about my cross-stitch

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

A friend in need is a friend indeed

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

A friend in need is a friend indeed

Yeah but a friend with weed is better :mrwhite:

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Dont be a pig about my wig

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