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What was your favorite MMA story of 2023?
This poll is closed.
The fall of Valentina Shevchenko 3 7.14%
Tom Aspinall's comeback 1 2.38%
Francis Ngannou floors Tyson Fury 34 80.95%
actually boy that one was really great 1 2.38%
honestly you should probably vote for that one 1 2.38%
why are you still reading this 2 4.76%
Total: 42 votes
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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I’m pretty sure Tate is on whatever bootleg Super Soldier Serum eventually resulted in The Abomination.

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
distinctly lacking Jailton

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I love that it has Lindland in there with a straight face.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Pancrase was early power slap if you really think about it

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Lucasar posted:

Conor McGregor returns to his roots of picking fights with people way smaller than he is.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

blue footed boobie posted:

Stumbling into Sean Strickand’s crib while fleeing a crime has heavy Pulp Fiction vibes.

because strickland says the n-word a bunch

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

A Passing Feeling posted:

Donald Trump will enter the ring and declare his presidential victory.
From exile in Moscow, where the UFC has moved their July PPV card.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
With all this 4oz Muay Thai carrying the thread I think I could use a Karate equivalent. What’s this league about? Is it easy to watch as a paying customer?

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Dec 13, 2023

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Lol that thumbnail sold me already

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Carl I am 100% serious that Jeff should be paying you and posting your work on the front page.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Tangy Zizzle posted:

I mean we could start a go fund me...
Kiss of death imo

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Pity it wasn't glass.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Uncut Gems caused my Garmin to fire a “relax reminder” in the opening ten minutes. That’s going to be harrowing haha

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
this and the brave browser ad proving karate will forever be the nerdiest martial art

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Alaois posted:

this is the only legitimate use for crypto
hoping the DeFi Kingdoms guys file for bankruptcy mid-event

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I don't know if I'm a fan of how quickly Karate Combat stands fighters up from knockdowns with basically no mitigations.

e: drat THAT'S A DEATH THREAT YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

e2: how is Robin Black still getting work

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Dec 16, 2023

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I'd settle for him getting thumped for sexual assault while the cops yell STOP RESISTING

although I guess that would require a new case since he skated on all the others so never mind

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
guessing that’s “f-ggot”

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

TheKingslayer posted:

a power fantasy for ignorant pieces of poo poo.
Bank this for January

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I wish my local liquor stores were shelved in such a way that I could knock over an entire stock of Proper Twelve as a plausible accident.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Oh good we can trade our locally-grown organic bigot for one that’s factory-farmed

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Was that the same tour where Nick shot a slightly unhinged selfie video on his way to missing a presser / flight?

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
GSP joking about biting off Mayorga’s trashtalk-by-proxy was pretty funny too.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
:lol: at Theocratic Dissident Butcher Golf somehow skewing liberal

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Orange Carlisle posted:

gets punched in the head for a living, owns a ton of firearms and just got a bunch of ammo

what could go wrong
better book him into a title fight while he has that sizzle

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Eat This Glob posted:

ufc: we take performance enhancing drug use seriously

ufc: seriously. you guys should take performance enhancing drugs
UFC/MMA January: We take drug use seriously. Seriously; you should use drugs!

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Dec 30, 2023

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
gonna Gas Out enough for Two Man

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
otoh i am extremely in favour of watching conor get tooled by izzy

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