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Petition your local government to defund public transit and instead give everyone e-scooters. A bus costs like a million dollars. That's a lot of e-scooters.
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An app that lets you share offers in stores/fast food places with strangers. Like, I don't need 2 Whoppers. First person who wants to meet me at the BK and give me $2 in cash or venmo, you can take the second one on this BOGO Free coupon I have. I don't need 2 10lb bags of potatoes, but the deal is BOGO for a buck. Anyone want to go halfsies on this with me?
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Dec 2, 2023 05:41
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the wheel
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Dec 2, 2023 05:41
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A court of public opinion. Literally we put people on trial for non-criminal poo poo and we get to decide how long they have to live it down before everyone is required by law to never mention it again. Or they can get a plea bargain and just pay the fine and go right back on with their life.
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Dec 2, 2023 05:45
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Chapstick for your penis. Fapstick
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Dec 2, 2023 05:46
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In an old interview, I think David Duchovney came up with an idea for Vomints: A mint specifically for freshening breath after throwing up.
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Dec 2, 2023 05:49
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A little box that you plug into a usb port and it keeps a condom warm
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Dec 2, 2023 05:50
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Condoms, but they're sold in packaging to look like other stuff so you can check out more discreetly in stores. I'm kidding though: They keep condoms locked up in an aisle case now that requires an overhead page for someone to unlock the 'sexual intimacy cage' (kinky) to get them out for you. It's a big production.
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Dec 2, 2023 05:52
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A forum where you--get this--have to wheeze Have to Pff Pay 10 dollars to post. 
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Dec 2, 2023 05:52
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A miniature blood testing kit that can diagnose you from a single blood test straight from home.
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Dec 2, 2023 05:53
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individually wrapped everything.
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Dec 2, 2023 05:54
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OP, have you tried installing Linux?
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Dec 2, 2023 05:55
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Transparent boxing gloves so the ref can see if there's a horseshoe Transparent horseshoe to gently caress with the ref e: the horseshoe can also be used if you want to dress your horse like Cinderella ee: terms and conditions clearly state that this can't be sexual in any way Icochet fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Dec 2, 2023 |
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Dec 2, 2023 05:56
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Cuffs for sexy time, except they're made of those candy bracelets and necklaces so you can have a little treat.
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Dec 2, 2023 05:58
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Convert shopping malls into giant indoor skating rinks with cool rear end obstacle courses.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:00
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JediTalentAgent posted:Convert shopping malls into giant indoor skating rinks with cool rear end obstacle courses.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:14
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Put me in charge of everything. I promise I will be fair.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:17
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viagra for your nipples. hard nipples any time.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:23
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Local Community Towers. We all are attached to one, and answer to one. For the good of us all.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:28
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redshirt posted:Put me in charge of everything. I promise I will be fair.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:30
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Maybe something like 'itt we post like we're zeluth"
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Dec 2, 2023 06:30
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Give me powers that were heretofore the domain of The Gods. Also, dildos that look like bongs. There are already bongs that look like dildos, so why not?
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Dec 2, 2023 06:34
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numberoneposter posted:only if you promise to implement job/status color coded jumpsuits You know I will brother.
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mufflinks cufflinks for your vagine
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Dec 2, 2023 06:35
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Let this be the Opening of the Good Ideas Only. Like for example, highway turbines.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:36
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numberoneposter posted:Petition your local government to defund public transit and instead give everyone e-scooters. A bus costs like a million dollars. That's a lot of e-scooters. If the government gave everyone a form a transportation... wouldn't that be public transportation still?
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Tidal power for the great empire of Maine: The Bay of Fundy rises like 30 feet every tide. That's free power.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:39
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razor sharp corn chips so you can use guacamole to shave with
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Funky See Funky Do posted:razor sharp corn chips so you can use guacamole to shave with razor corn chips you can you use for... you know ... "snikt"
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Dec 2, 2023 06:40
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numberoneposter posted:Petition your local government to defund public transit and instead give everyone e-scooters. A bus costs like a million dollars. That's a lot of e-scooters.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:44
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Large spinning orbital ships are our only future in space. Very big ships, such that the spinning replicates gravity. Forget Mars, the Moon. The ONLY future in space is in spinning habitat ships. And we can make that happen, it's entirely possible tech.
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Dec 2, 2023 06:45
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Space. Elevator.
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Dec 2, 2023 07:08
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Zeniel posted:Space. Elevator. Indeed. But it's such a massive engineering event, best tried first on the Moon. Or Ceres.
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Dec 2, 2023 07:11
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reverse suicide vest
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Dec 2, 2023 07:17
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Nerd detection device. I know, it's beeping loudly, it detects me. (Thinks: maybe him too, likely) "Hey hey, that's just me. I'm gonna turn it off for now"
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Dec 2, 2023 07:23
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redshirt posted:Large spinning orbital ships are our only future in space. Very big ships, such that the spinning replicates gravity.  Once we figure out how to build large habitats at size with 1g, there is literally no reason to colonize any other planet (outside of mining and resource extraction). You could terraform Mars into a garden, but at 1/3rd gravity its just never gonna work with Earth-based life. building anything that size from earth is basically impossible. the moon is something like 24% aluminum, and space elevators + lifting lasers could launch something that big into orbit and maintain it. Aluminum also releases O2 during smelting.
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Dec 2, 2023 07:24
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space escalator
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Dec 2, 2023 07:32
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Buce posted:space escalator Sorry it's out of service.
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 I am loving over all the feral cats in me loving yard killing all the native  amphibians, reptiles, other mammals, birds, and insects. I made a device a month ago or so. Arduino + solar + tracking + red + green "lights". It took a little bit of careful soldering with tiny wires. A bit of coding. Tricky.  You can aim at things. Like the loving MOON IMG [REDACTED] loving CHINESE LASERS
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Space. Funicular.
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