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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


:gas: thread

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


a cat

but it also does all your admin

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Having one million dollars

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Selling peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets in a 55 gallon drum.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

a cat

but it also does all your admin

A modern reboot of the classic internet music video, "Business Cat".

IMO, we should do a hard reboot, and probably without inviting Smorky back for one of those 'original cast' cameos.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Bringing a child into this world so you have an excuse not to go to stuff

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Tea Party Crasher posted:

Bringing a child into this world so you have an excuse not to go to stuff

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

3 day work week

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


laserghost posted:

Having one million dollars

hoky poo poo. ive got some phone calls to make.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A Pig Balls app

naem
May 29, 2011

JediTalentAgent posted:

Condoms, but they're sold in packaging to look like other stuff so you can check out more discreetly in stores.

I'm kidding though: They keep condoms locked up in an aisle case now that requires an overhead page for someone to unlock the 'sexual intimacy cage' (kinky) to get them out for you. It's a big production.

https://youtu.be/aHKWozpaJZQ?si=hjXC-keVt_WqGjSs

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

dating app with a reviews section on each profile

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

A Pig Balls app

.....go on.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Smell-o-vision

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
pneumatic tube that delivers fresh hot snacks to your house on demand

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

AARD VARKMAN posted:

pneumatic tube that delivers fresh hot snacks soup to your house on demand

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm here for that pneumatic tube noise when you send the food.

FWOOOP!

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

AARD VARKMAN posted:

pneumatic tube that delivers fresh hot snacks to your house on demand

A chili dog going through a pneumatic tube would be a good Foley sound effect for a horror movie monster

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


a bowling ball filled with bees.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

being nice to smugworth

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
a genetically engineered bean that is as big as a watermelon

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Smugworth posted:

being nice to smugworth

In theory sure, impossible in practice though

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

High capacity taco dispenser

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Making Uno reverse cards applicable to any scene of life. Actually Bank of America you owe ME $300 in overage fees

unknown butthole
Jan 2, 2020

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
A strip club with only goth chicks

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

unknown butthole posted:

A strip club with only goth chicks

whoa

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
goth strip club where there's also an entire Chinese buffet

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

AARD VARKMAN posted:

goth strip club where there's also an entire Chinese buffet

The Gothy Sloppy No Toppy

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Where do I apply?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Getting a lap dance from a big tiddy goth girl while eating eggrolls

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
taking your favorite strippers your mom's lasagna

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Grocery store rave. It's a rave inside a grocery store where also you can buy your groceries

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
When you click "not interested" or "don't recommend channel" on youtube, the person that uploaded the poo poo you want to see should get a notification that you don't like their stuff and don't appreciate them at all.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
replace my cum with phlogiston

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


prank blender that just shoots everything out every time

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

water with salt in it. or, "salt water", if you will.

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

Pizza on a bagel

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cum that doesn’t make a mess

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Buying Smugworth nice things

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Designer sneakers with a hidden compartment in the soles that keep beef jerky warm through body heat

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