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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

A free mole for anyone who can hit the hole

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Coke Freestyle Boobs

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


pocket tupac hologram

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

AARD VARKMAN posted:

taking your favorite strippers your mom's lasagna

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

flubber nuts posted:

president tupac hologram

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

A gun that's also a smartphone

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Clover lawns never die. Tiny jungles for the little guys.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mods can write you tickets that you have to pay fines in real money for

Empty quote? That's a $100 fine

naem
May 29, 2011

Smugworth posted:

Mods can write you tickets that you have to pay fines in real money for

Empty quote? That's a $100 fine

Zachs Snacks
Dec 3, 2023

by Pragmatica
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Dec 4, 2023

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
CPAP machine that also sucks you off

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


edible money that you can use to buy stuff or eat it if youre hungry, its up to you. its your money you can do whatever you want with it. different coins have different flavors.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
edible shoes

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Break lights that go from orange to red indicating how strongly the breaks are being applied.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



just make edible everything. its a huge untapped market. edible toilets. edible cars. edible horses (different from horse meat).

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Nice try but I'm not posting my ideas for you to steal

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
lifehack: pee your pants immediately

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Mallet anesthesia
Think of all the money saved by just giving a good whack.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

mailorder bees posted:

lifehack: pee your pants immediately

i saw a guy try that one on shark tank it didnt go over too well

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Toxic Mental posted:

A gun that's also a smartphone

In a future, where your phone shoots you if you post bad

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

mailorder bees posted:

lifehack: pee your pants immediately

Okay what's the next step

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
that's it. lifehack for peed pants

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
https://twitter.com/sweatystartup/status/1405205780329078793?t=oCf5MbEjsyG004cYCrqIng&s=19

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Earwicker posted:

water with salt in it. or, "salt water", if you will.

:lol:

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Solid State Wife

No moving parts

All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.
I assume your wife is a perfect rolling sphere

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Killingyouguy! posted:

dating app with a reviews section on each profile

lol, this actually is a good idea

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

this thread, op

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Another cup of coffee today!

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

:wrong:

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Gonna buy a 10 dollar house in detroit.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

flubber nuts posted:

edible money that you can use to buy stuff or eat it if youre hungry, its up to you. its your money you can do whatever you want with it. different coins have different flavors.

https://time.com/4918626/money-germs-microbes-dirty

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
Experience points in rpgs should come from failures, like real experience.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Walter, but he's got salt on him. A Salt Walter if you will.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Gig-economy toilets. Rent your toilet out to strangers via an app.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Saturday Night Dead

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


free drugs for everyone

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


An inland lighthouse that houses a giant regional bug zapper. Can be used to kill birds too if necessary

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
An AI girlfriend you can roleplay with??

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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

extremely long french fries made out of multiple potatoes

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