Silly penis names

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OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

Johnson

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:04

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# ? May 11, 2024 08:35

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:06

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

Leto II Atreides

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:08

MoonshineWilly: Feb 7, 2007; Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!

Earwicker posted:

Leto II Atreides

Usul

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:11

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Magnus the Usurper

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:14

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Dragon Slayer

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:15

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Larry

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:18

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Üghyr Son of Thöghyr and Inheritor to the Middle Lands of Leglànd

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:20

Spikey Willow: Feb 26, 2008

I call mine Pinky and the Brain

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:25

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Magnum-Condom-Shelf-Emptier

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:27

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

bobson dugnutt

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:30

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:31

JetSetGo: Jan 1, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

The Octagon

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:33

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

Silly Penis

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:34

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

dr cocktagon, phd

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:37

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

Mr Cum

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:41

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

Sir Cumsalot

Spooge McCuck

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:42

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

"Cowabunga"

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:45

mailorder bees: Nov 4, 2011; FLUFFERNUTTER

the chunk

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:57

mailorder bees: Nov 4, 2011; FLUFFERNUTTER

hog

# ? Dec 3, 2023 01:57

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

black and decker beaver wrecker

gary

# ? Dec 3, 2023 02:00

OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

Prof. Longrod

# ? Dec 3, 2023 02:09

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Table 3-10

# ? Dec 3, 2023 02:15

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVCPrQ1nZZE

# ? Dec 3, 2023 02:24

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

Rupert Mur-cock

# ? Dec 3, 2023 02:26

120223: Dec 3, 2023

tuckered

# ? Dec 3, 2023 02:27

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Gee Whilicker

# ? Dec 3, 2023 02:29

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

In Korea, a common way to refer to a penis is as a "chilli pepper" (고추), pronounced Gochu in Korean.

Some years ago there was a Korean Baseball player who made it to America. Chu Shinsoo, he played for the Mariners, the Indians, the Reds and the Rangers.

The fans, as a way to encourage the new foreign player, would chant his name, trying to get him to do his best. "Go Chu! Go Chu!" they would say.

Little knowing that they were just yelling "Dick! Dick!" at this bloke every time he was up to bat.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 02:31

Rocket Baby Dolls: Mar 3, 2006; Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.