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1. Turn on heating blanket (high setting to warm up bed, turn down to medium before getting in) 2. floss (these ones, really good and never break):  3. brush (crest pro health advanced, haven't had a cavity in forever) 4. 1000mg fish oil capsule (tuck your chin down into your chest and you can swallow any size pill easily FYI, tilting your head up is bait/noob poo poo) 5. Swish with Act Kids Watermelon Flouride mouthwash (yes, that's right, the kids version. It has neutral pH unlike other alcohol or menthol ones which actually hurt your teeth and gums) 6. Fill up water bottle from water pitcher (Pur water filter) 7. Turn off rest of lights in house 8. Get in bed, maybe watch some youtube videos on phone to get drowsy (wife is super heavy sleeper) 9. Fall asleep Okay now post urs
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i just pass out wherever I am op
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I just kinda wump over onto the bed sideways instead of lengthways like the cutscene animation from cyberpunk 2077 whenever V goes to sleep.
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Dec 3, 2023 23:02
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stay up too late at the computer, go to bed, wait 2 hours until i fall asleep
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Drink 3 large cokes, because I'm American. Keep my socks on no matter what. Dip my toothbrush into the toilet bowl, the sink feels too sterile. Don't use toothpaste, that's a scam by dentists. Swish my mouth with dr. pepper, it has doctor in the name and feels like it's working. Put on my diaper, never know when I might poop in the night. Slam a diet mtn dew, I'm trying to be healthy. Have lots of sex with many hot models. Cry myself to sleep.
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Jerk Jerk Jerk Drink water Jerk Drink water Jerk Floss teeth Jerk
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Dec 4, 2023 00:47
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uh, lay down on bed and fall asleep?
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Dec 4, 2023 00:49
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Shout out to all the homies who read to fall asleep.
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Dec 4, 2023 00:57
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:
Priorities
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open window/crank up ac (must be cold, very cold) listen to audiobook fall asleep/wake up several times wake up put on textbook blowjob uniform and do it all again
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Dec 4, 2023 01:01
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Read or watch TV until I’m plum gently caress deadly exhausted. Hop into bed hoping to fall asleep quickly by closing my eyes. Brain suddenly remembers every single bad moment and what if? from my past for hours until I get even more plum gently caress deadly exhausted. Finally start entering sleep mode until my cat jumps on me and cries for me to love him. Love my cat (  ) and finally go to sleep.Rinse and repeat nightly.
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Dec 4, 2023 01:09
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Lie down Sleep
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Dec 4, 2023 01:23
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I have this weird quirk where I like to go to the toilet and pee before going to bed. Feels like I can sleep better that way.
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Dec 4, 2023 01:26
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Eat as much raw salmon as I can find. Triple in size. Find a nice snug cave and just lie down to snooze for the next three months.
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Dec 4, 2023 01:30
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A long time ago I slept with a woman about 10 years older than me at the time who would drink champagne as her cup of water and sleep with the TV on It didn't last long
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Dec 4, 2023 01:31
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Shoot a bunch of heroin
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Dec 4, 2023 01:33
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No electronics. No tv. A book or nothing.
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Dec 4, 2023 01:40
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Let the dogs out to pee/poop Give dogs a biscuit each and the cats a small handful of treats. Pee Floss Brush teeth Fill up water bottle. Drink some water. Might take two puffs if I’m not drowsy Get in bed Bone wife Either check bookmarks and post a li’l or just read a book for a bit. Remove glasses Turn on to side Pet dog Sleep
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Dec 4, 2023 02:06
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1) Cry 2) Masturbate 3) Cry while masturbating
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qidy5xtvSpo
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Dec 4, 2023 02:53
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Time_pants posted:
Where I'm from we call that a "two tissue night."
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Dec 4, 2023 03:27
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Get ready (for bed) with me
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Get ready (for bed) with me you seem too "touchie" I'll wait another night
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Dec 4, 2023 03:32
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Chivas Regal more ice in the Chivas cocaine grass to take the edge off the day starts snorting cocaine seriously Chartreuse, cocaine, grass cocaine, etc, etc. the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo chug more chivas tuggin sleep
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Dec 4, 2023 03:41
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I'll non shitpost my actual routine 1. Pee and brush teeth 50/50 floss 2. Brush hair 3. Get into bed and take truckload of pills 4. Try and get comfy 5. Slowly remove clothing one artcle at a time, it would have been more convenient to do it all at once but I'd rather play tug of war with the covers, get down to undies and shirt, sometimes no shirt 6. Pet cat until he finds somewhere to sit 7. Move and nudge cat because it's a terrible spot 8. Pillow talk 9. Put in earbud and turn brightness down on phone, watch videos 10. roll the dice on if it's a sleeping night, a restless leg night, or an anxiety night 11. if restless legs, shake them back and forth for an hour or two 12. if anxiety, lay there for a few hours before getting up and trying again at 2am or something 13. if regular night, perform the sleep
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Dec 4, 2023 03:46
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Grey Cat posted:I'll non shitpost my actual routine your the best
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Dec 4, 2023 03:48
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1. Put kids to bed 2. Pleasure wife 3. Stay up watching movies, playing video games, doing laundry, riding motorcycles (love a good night ride) or whatever for ~3hrs after everyone else has gone to bed. 4. Put the dog up around midnight 5. Pee 6. Brush teeth 7. Lay down and I'm asleep within 3 minutes of my head touching the pillow 8. Sleep
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Dec 4, 2023 04:03
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Just lol if you don't shamelessly solo jack while your wife is reading a book on the other side of the bed
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Dec 4, 2023 04:59
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8:30 pm - Floss on couch while watching tv Brush teeth Tooth mousse Lip balm Piss Undress Tie up hair Spit out tooth mousse Apply special gel to implant tooth Put in splint cos I grind my teeth Read a book for about 4 minutes in bed before I'm unconscious
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I work all day, and get half-drunk at night. Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare. In time the curtain-edges will grow light. Till then I see what’s really always there: Unresting death, a whole day nearer now, Making all thought impossible but how And where and when I shall myself die. Arid interrogation: yet the dread Of dying, and being dead, Flashes afresh to hold and horrify. The mind blanks at the glare. Not in remorse —The good not done, the love not given, time Torn off unused—nor wretchedly because An only life can take so long to climb Clear of its wrong beginnings, and may never; But at the total emptiness for ever, The sure extinction that we travel to And shall be lost in always. Not to be here, Not to be anywhere, And soon; nothing more terrible, nothing more true. This is a special way of being afraid No trick dispels. Religion used to try, That vast moth-eaten musical brocade Created to pretend we never die, And specious stuff that says No rational being Can fear a thing it will not feel, not seeing That this is what we fear—no sight, no sound, No touch or taste or smell, nothing to think with, Nothing to love or link with, The anaesthetic from which none come round. And so it stays just on the edge of vision, A small unfocused blur, a standing chill That slows each impulse down to indecision. Most things may never happen: this one will, And realisation of it rages out In furnace-fear when we are caught without People or drink. Courage is no good: It means not scaring others. Being brave Lets no one off the grave. Death is no different whined at than withstood. Slowly light strengthens, and the room takes shape. It stands plain as a wardrobe, what we know, Have always known, know that we can’t escape, Yet can’t accept. One side will have to go. Meanwhile telephones crouch, getting ready to ring In locked-up offices, and all the uncaring Intricate rented world begins to rouse. The sky is white as clay, with no sun. Work has to be done. Postmen like doctors go from house to house.
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Dec 4, 2023 05:22
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im so sick of flossing my teeth. ive spent three whole months of my life flossing when will it stop.
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flubber nuts posted:im so sick of flossing my teeth. ive spent three whole months of my life flossing when will it stop. get a waterpik yo
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Dec 4, 2023 06:01
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Sleep, perchance to dream of ranch dressing
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Lay in bed, try not to think of her. Take a few Benadryl and put on a playlist that includes multiple versions of "Plastic Love" until I pass out.
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Dec 4, 2023 07:38
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put the dog out make the bed get a glass of water for me get a glass of water for the dog let the dog in, give him a treat place dog in bed turn on alarm turn on fan turn on lamp turn off light get in bed and read for an hour or two
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I practice the lasso. It makes me have cowboy dreams
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Stumble down into the boat, collapse on my bed and wake up the next day
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Grey Cat posted:12. if anxiety, lay there for a few hours before getting up and trying again at 2am or something it's always this one, round these parts
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Buce posted:it's always this one, round these parts 
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