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Fruits are still apart of the original plant. That's like asking if your finger is alive.
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Dec 4, 2023 17:42
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 confirms fruits are alive OP
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Dec 4, 2023 17:44
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as a reproductive structure of a multicellular organism? yes next up: is eating chicken eggs tantamount to feeding on a bird's period?
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Dec 4, 2023 17:44
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Fruits are the balls or the lady balls of the tree. They are tasty so you eat them then poo poo the seeds somewhere else thus spreading they tree baby's around the place
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Dec 4, 2023 17:44
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Saalkin posted:Fruits are the balls or the lady balls of the tree. They are tasty so you eat them then poo poo the seeds somewhere else thus spreading they tree baby's around the place so i am the trees surrogate womb?!
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Dec 4, 2023 17:46
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did anyone make a "pollen is plant cum" quip yet
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Dec 4, 2023 18:29
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is the android Data alive? there’s no definitive answer, just as with the humble melon
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Dec 4, 2023 18:54
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snergle posted:so i am the trees surrogate womb?! yes
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Dec 4, 2023 19:08
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Prepare to have your mind blown....
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Dec 4, 2023 19:10
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are cums alive
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Dec 4, 2023 19:21
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Three Olives posted:Prepare to have your mind blown.... If you eat this you are committing double murder
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Dec 4, 2023 19:31
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May as well ask if cum is alive OP.
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Dec 4, 2023 20:02
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I don’t need to think about it at all op
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Dec 4, 2023 20:04
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Sounds like the kind of rules lawyer question you'd ask in a game of D&D while hiding in a wagon of papayas from a paladin with a detect life spell, OP. You NERD.
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Dec 4, 2023 20:14
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Seeds are alive. You can buy a million living multicellular organisms for about thirty bucks at the grocer.
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Dec 8, 2023 06:23
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they would have evolved vocal cords if they didnt wanna be eaten they got a Vore fetish OP
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Dec 8, 2023 06:49
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Bad Purchase posted:is the android Data alive? there’s no definitive answer, just as with the humble melon They killed off data then realized they shouldn’t have so they introduced a lovely prototype version called b4, then they realized he sucked so data came back as a ghost and possessed his body and then everything went back to normal so yes op much like Jesus data was a real living being who was born, died, and returned to us
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Dec 8, 2023 06:55
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I only eat animals because I don't like to see plants suffer.
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Dec 8, 2023 07:08
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I'm a level five vegan; I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. You don't pocket mulch?!
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Dec 8, 2023 07:30
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Is there a black mirror about tech discovering we’re eating plants as they scream to death via excretion of terror pheromones? Its probably what’s happening anyway 
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Dec 8, 2023 08:13
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Is there a black mirror about tech discovering we’re eating plants as they scream to death via excretion of terror pheromones? Its probably what’s happening anyway if I remember my college biology class right, at least some plants are counting on other species eating the fruit they make, so that their seeds are spread throughout Nature through the magic of pooping. I can't speak for the entire kingdom, but I think if those plants in particular feel anything about their fruit being eaten, imo it would be relief that their efforts are appreciated 
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Dec 8, 2023 10:20
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SatansOnion posted:if I remember my college biology class right, at least some plants are counting on other species eating the fruit they make, so that their seeds are spread throughout Nature through the magic of pooping. I can't speak for the entire kingdom, but I think if those plants in particular feel anything about their fruit being eaten, imo it would be relief that their efforts are appreciated The meaning of life is to become poop.
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Dec 8, 2023 10:38
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so meat is actually more humane as it is not alive when cooked
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Dec 8, 2023 10:40
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More alive then you, I, or any others reading this thread. We could only but dream of being so alive as fruit be.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I don’t need to think about it at all op Then you’re not going to do good on the test
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Dec 8, 2023 19:27
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EorayMel posted:
It makes sense, when your mom bit the umbical cord it's not like you died right?
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Dec 8, 2023 19:45
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Is there a black mirror about tech discovering we’re eating plants as they scream to death via excretion of terror pheromones? Its probably what’s happening anyway rest easy
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Dec 8, 2023 20:15
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im a lobbyist for BIG FRUIT and i can assure you that fruit are good for you and you should eat more of them 4/5 doctors agree you should eat nothing but fruit
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Dec 8, 2023 20:22
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Im a Lobbyist for fruits rights. Please stop horribly murdering and eating fruit. They just want to live their life and peace you monsters!!!! 4/5 fruits agree they should not be horribly killed and eaten
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Dec 8, 2023 20:30
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That just makes me imagine the plants have a similar paper about us, and they’re coming towards us with their leafy jaws
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Dec 8, 2023 20:30
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Eat vegetables instead they have no feelings.
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Dec 8, 2023 20:31
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Saalkin posted:Fruits are the balls or the lady balls of the tree. They are tasty so you eat them then poo poo the seeds somewhere else thus spreading they tree baby's around the place Mama tree having a conversation with her lady balls "Look, I know this is going to be weird, and you're going to go through a lot of poo poo, but this ultimately about you finding your own space"
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Dec 8, 2023 20:32
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dr_rat posted:Eat vegetables instead they have no feelings. This is exactly what I didn’t want to happen
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Dec 8, 2023 20:39
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watermelon is my favorite vegetable
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dr_rat posted:Eat vegetables instead they have no feelings. Some got some deep roots though.
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Dec 8, 2023 21:17
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At least animals are dead when you eat them, PETA.
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Dec 8, 2023 22:18
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Feeling a bit peckish. Might eat some grapes.
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Dec 8, 2023 22:20
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Is there a black mirror about tech discovering we’re eating plants as they scream to death via excretion of terror pheromones? Its probably what’s happening anyway Tales from the Darkside did it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevPLPCb2L0
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its all nice on rice posted:Feeling a bit peckish. Might eat some grapes. Does anybody remember that old YouTube video from the 2000s with the shirtless guy eating grapes and exclaiming how "loving delicious" they are? There was also a weird old man, also shirtless, and I'm pretty sure the grapes were green.
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