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Dec 15, 2023 01:58
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Dec 15, 2023 13:19
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Da gape!
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Dec 15, 2023 18:20
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Shooting a cum gun Into my rear end in a top hat
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Dec 16, 2023 22:05
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Doing Push up
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Dec 22, 2023 09:29
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Doing Push up Doing a good long plank
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Dec 22, 2023 12:29
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rollin down the street in my 64
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Dec 22, 2023 14:31
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dads old venus II blowjob machine from 1993
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Dec 22, 2023 14:51
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Sleeping in Vim Fuego's car to avoid commuting
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Dec 22, 2023 14:52
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Getting stoned as poo poo and playing videogames
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Dec 22, 2023 14:53
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Knowing your manhood is not defined by some external device, but rather the pride and effort you put into yourself as a person, to be better every day. Or even just to reside, content in the knowledge of the miracle that you exist, now, in this time and space.
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Dec 22, 2023 14:56
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Quietly decomposing in the ground and a weed plant grows out of your remains
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Dec 22, 2023 16:11
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aminals
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Dec 22, 2023 16:44
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Seeing your son and daughter run downstairs on Christmas morning, to the Millennium Falcon play set and a pony, respectively.
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Dec 22, 2023 16:47
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cumming on queen elizabeths funeral procession and nailing the coffin
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Dec 22, 2023 16:56
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kntfkr posted:cumming on queen elizabeths funeral procession and nailing the coffin oh wow
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Dec 22, 2023 16:57
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Pulling off a really slick nunchucks routine
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Dec 22, 2023 17:10
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kntfkr posted:cumming on queen elizabeths funeral procession and nailing the coffin 
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Dec 22, 2023 18:00
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railing a large line of coke (then shooting a gun)
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Dec 22, 2023 18:05
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Slamming that pinballl then really putting some english on it, without going full tilt
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Dec 22, 2023 18:15
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posting in a thread every time you take a huge dump
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Dec 22, 2023 18:31
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Doing a sick ollie.
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Dec 22, 2023 18:36
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Cookie Puss, the ice cream cake from Carvel.
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Dec 22, 2023 20:09
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Going to a fizz party on TikTok
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Dec 26, 2023 05:33
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redshirt posted:Slamming that pinballl then really putting some english on it, without going full tilt Unironically one of the coolest things I've ever done was put up like twelve free games and a high score off of one ball in Black Knight pinball. I was in such disbelief, I'd made all this change off of $5 bills, expecting to have to use it, but it was just Extra Balls for days off of the first loonie I put in the machine.
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Dec 26, 2023 06:56
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Mister Speaker posted:Unironically one of the coolest things I've ever done was put up like twelve free games and a high score off of one ball in Black Knight pinball. I was in such disbelief, I'd made all this change off of $5 bills, expecting to have to use it, but it was just Extra Balls for days off of the first loonie I put in the machine. Hey I just want to say good job this must have felt cool as hell.
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Dec 27, 2023 18:47
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Smugworth posted:Going to a fizz party on TikTok sir, i'm gonna have to ask you to leave
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Dec 27, 2023 18:47
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eating kalamata olives by the fistful
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Dec 28, 2023 01:14
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I lived on a lake, and many late afternoons I would canoe out to this tiny island in the lake where I had this amazing sitting spot, next to this wizened ancient pine tree, on this rock cliff overlooking the lake. And I'd read "The Hero with a Thousand Faces".
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Dec 28, 2023 01:19
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numberoneposter posted:eating kalamata olives by the fistful Also eggs
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Dec 28, 2023 01:59
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A can of sardines
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Dec 28, 2023 02:23
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At dawn when the ground is still lightly frozen and crunches underfoot like a Klondike Bar
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Dec 28, 2023 02:26
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Slamming my dick into a car door
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Dec 28, 2023 18:38
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Gunning a shoot
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Dec 29, 2023 00:43
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Hiking an arduous path up a mountain and coming across a pool in the flowing stream, looking around then stripping down and jumping in, so cold even on this hot Summer day as to take your breath.
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Dec 29, 2023 00:46
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taking the smallest morsel of food from an immaculately prepared dish so as to not warn of your gastronomical interloping
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Dec 29, 2023 00:50
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Shooting a gun with another gun with a bullet
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Dec 29, 2023 00:50
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Kissing the poster you've been crushing on for almost 20 years 
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Dec 29, 2023 01:10
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Smugworth posted:Kissing the poster you've been crushing on for almost 20 years Let’s make it happen.
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