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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Things that are cooler than shooting a gun
 
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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Going through the Stargate.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Watching the local corrupt cop that used to hassle you and your friends getting perp-walked when they hosed with the wrong people.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
https://youtu.be/8qMtsir0l9k?t=9

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Building a gun out of ice that fires dry ice bullets propelled by pressure.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

redshirt posted:

Getting Dairy Queen after the game

Unless you're Jim Cornette.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Creating an iconic, feel-good meme that stands the test of time.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Playing an overly complicated scratch off lottery game and discovering you won way more money than you thought you did when you go to redeem it.

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