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Why is this even on?
God and all his light has abandoned us
People enjoy poo poo garbage
It still might sell an SUV with a big Xmas bow
Good excuse for whiskey
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Oh yeah, y'all better believe I'm here for this GDT with my sicko posting friends :getin:

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fsif posted:

Mac Jones is active, right? He's the funnier QB.

Mac Jones has been in the locker room since Sunday listening to Radiohead's Creep on loop.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

Oh yeah, y'all better believe I'm here for this GDT with my sicko posting friends :getin:

gently caress the Cowboys

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


BGrifter posted:

Mitch haters will be his waiters when he sits down at the table of success tonight.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


if you're not posting in "mitch mode" then get the gently caress out

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

:hai:

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Time to suffer, friends.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Of all the lame stories tonight, I really hope we get a Mitch redemption arc. We won't, because he stinks, but I hope.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

gently caress the Cowboys

also gently caress both these teams, I hope this ends 0-0 or maybe 2-2

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
well this is certainly a way to start

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


off to a great start

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Aww, Zappe? I want to see Cunningham get a few snaps.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







oh god

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
HELL YEAH INJURY THE ONLY WINNER TONIGHT

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Our starter is Bailey Zappe, the first play is Zeke hobbling for no yardage, and TJ Watt gets hurt. As is going according to plan.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
this game is a floater, Al, like a turd in the toilet bowl

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

this game will have a body count

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Right in the steeler plexus

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Lol, did they have Zeke triple covered there?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Quiet Feet posted:

Mac Jones has been in the locker room since Sunday listening to Radiohead's Creep on loop.

He's definitely listening to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
How tf does 8- year old Zeke Elliot juke three dudes out of their shoes?

Felonious_Monk
Oct 26, 2008
What the gently caress juju

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Zappe showing the worst loving footwork

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Yeah baby

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Juju!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
what the gently caress they're near the redzone this is horse poo poo

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
lolwut
is this offense?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Bailey :vick: Zappe

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
this game is already disappointing me. I wanted neither team to ever cross the 30

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Bailey "Randall 'Michael Vick' Cunningham" Zappe

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Zappe out there looking like early Cam Newton

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


what the gently caress, i was assured that there'd be slop, what is this poo poo

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





oh yeah im here to watch this sick filth

Rooting for the Patriots! (to lose, badly)

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


gently caress the cowboys

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

I was promised clownball, and the Patriots look half competent.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Do not even ask posted:

what the gently caress, i was assured that there'd be slop, what is this poo poo

I fully anticipate an INT any moment.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
what

the

gently caress

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Let Zappe use his "athletic" "ability" to pick up a first down.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





fukcing hell I jinxed it

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Why haven't they done that all year?

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