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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
how much goon could a goon goon if a goon could goon goon.

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
hey goons it ya goonboyyyy

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
brb i'm gonna go crank my hog for three and a half days straight and try to think of something to add to this thread

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I'm gonna goon to the store, anygoon want anything?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I made this thread a few months ago and was quickly informed there was already an active gooning thread

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

Goony goon goon

Noony noon goon

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Who's saying all that to you OP? I'LL KICK THEIR rear end!

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Nooner posted:

Goony goon goon




















Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

istewart posted:

do you think derpies finally tugged it clean off

IMO, Derpies is the original source and patient zero for the new and more popular definition of Goons and Gooning. It's his revenge against this forum.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

This is a very popular topic amongst the SA goons

It is damaging to our brand.

Someone should do something.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Someone should do something.

this is gonna sound crazy, but if we all just cranked our hogs for a week straight without taking a break, it might just solve everything

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Ach it's reet cold outside bed gonna wear me dressin goon oh aye

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Just gooning on the train on my way to work

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Brother Tadger posted:

Just gooning on the train on my way to work

Could you, would you, on a train?
Could you, would you, bear the strain?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Gooning, gooning, gone!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


When the goon hits your eye...

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Lt. Cock posted:

This is one of many subcultures built around jerking off or not jerking off that I’ve considered starting a thread about someday. I really wish OP had done more thorough research for the first post to kick off discussion.

There's nothing to stop you jacking it til you get enough material for a new thread.

Edit:

Lt. Cock posted:

brb i'm gonna go crank my hog for three and a half days straight and try to think of something to add to this thread

Oh you're ahead of me, good work!

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Dec 10, 2023

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

I feel like the contemporary poet F. Durst has written it down most succinctly, with minor contextual changes:

It's a Goony world in the Gooning caves
Everyone's tuggin' below their load-bearing stairs.
One Goony house, no social life
A fabled Goony Goon with a Goonette WIFE.

Gooning dads, Gooning moms
A Goony kid in an endless strife.
Gooned up jobs, Goony pay
A Goon boss is a Gooned up day.

E/N threads filled with beans advice,
Just endless shitposts for the Goony eyes.

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
I've been assuming, without evidence, that it started as a psychological warfare op from whichever coaltion of gamers opposes goon squad on eve online

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Grey Cat posted:

When the goon hits your eye...

Oh man. I'm sorry. This never happens. Is it infected? Please don't tell anyone

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I find it kind of funny,
I find it kind of sad,
The dreams in which I’m gooning are the best I’ve ever had

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7305134621690285355

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


that's OUR word!

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004



Very rare to see the full goon pool series. Thank you for your service

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

I've always wondered how they eventually drained the pool, and if anyone was electrocuted / and major insurance claims happened as a result

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Nice gooning material.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

The Bible
May 8, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
No one can afford a goon cave these days unless they inherit it.


This place used to be so cool.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Dec 10, 2023

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BigBadSteve posted:

Nice gooning material.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

The Bible posted:

This place used to be so cool.

Just because you haven't kept up with goddamn insane things goons are doing doesn't mean we've stopped. People are still gooning as hard as ever.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
why do u think i bought new 32" curved monitors for my, ahem, "HOME OFFICE" during COVID?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


cumpantry posted:

Oh man. I'm sorry. This never happens. Is it infected? Please don't tell anyone

I...think I'll be alright. We were just gooning around so it's all good. How bad does it look?

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy


It's so crazy this isn't AI generated

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

i thought goon was wine from a bag, this is disappointing

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

freemandela posted:

i thought goon was wine from a bag, this is disappointing

Look, even if I wanted to, I don't have bags that can hold liquid just lying around. I'm not Canadian.

The Bible
May 8, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

It's so crazy this isn't AI generated

Has to be fake, there's a woman there.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


If anything, Something Awful is a deeply un-arousing place.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
True. If I ever look at my hot cousin and feel an erection coming on, all I have to do is imagine the collective scent of goons and I'm instantly un-aroused.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Busters posted:

If anything, Something Awful is a deeply un-arousing place.

:eek:

Even d&d?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

True. If I ever look at my hot cousin and feel an erection coming on...

A forums account would make a wonderful Christmas present! :santahurr:

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