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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I cant wait for OLED prices to drop then Ill really be able to goon

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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
We're taking it back, goons!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Gonna take more than a bunch of chronic masturbators to keep us down.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


Get u some of these for the ultimate gooning experience

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Can I get some of these but with a hole in the back too so I don't have to take my pants off to go to the bathroom?

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Grey Cat posted:

Can I get some of these but with a hole in the back too so I don't have to take my pants off to go to the bathroom?

Born too early to explore the universe
Born too late to experience the joy of a butt flap built into your clothes

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Konar posted:

Born too early to explore the universe
Born too late to experience the joy of a butt flap built into your clothes

Getting rid of buttflaps on clothing is truly where humanity started to go wrong.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


lol

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Back in my day a goon cave was a musty room filled with monitors, nerf guns, beer cans, and empty fast food containers.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Extra Large Marge posted:

Back in my day a goon cave was a musty room filled with monitors, nerf guns, beer cans, and empty fast food containers.

i was 15 ok nerf guns were badass. i had like 4 of the revolver ones and modded a couple of them lol.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

MrQwerty posted:


Get u some of these for the ultimate gooning experience

"Stealth", bah, why not holes in the side pockets to poke your hands through, that would be real stealth.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

MrQwerty posted:


Get u some of these for the ultimate gooning experience

"Tired of cutting holes in your pants?" Buddy, I'm absolutely exhausted

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

When people become goon heads they become sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned.
Sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned. That's all gooning does to you

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Goons goona goon

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
its not a goon cave mom its my Masturbatorium

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Once I get my $80 sweatpants with a zipper im gonna goon so loving hard

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I opened this thread hoping to see Goon Pool.

I love this place

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

You Are A Werewolf posted:

SA GOON was a criminal ranking in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

JeffK was a hidden monster in Icewind Dale :coal:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

You Are A Werewolf posted:

SA GOON was a criminal ranking in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

GOON THEFT AUTO: SQUALOR DUNGEON.

You have to jack cars and out run the cops etc in order to get your stolen cheetos and mountain dew back to the SQUALOR DUNGEON towatch hentai and yank your poo poo.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
a stealth boner in sweatpants is difficult enough without a crotchgape

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

When people become goon heads they become sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned.
Sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned. That's all gooning does to you

This actually sounds pretty good I'm gonna start gooning for my mental health

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

wesleywillis posted:

GOON THEFT AUTO: SQUALOR DUNGEON.

You have to jack cars and out run the cops etc in order to get your stolen cheetos and mountain dew back to the SQUALOR DUNGEON towatch hentai and yank your poo poo.

Your wanted rating resets once you reach home base, because the cops refuse to enter.

But, like any good horror game, it eventually undermines this feeling of safety you've come to take for granted when you are raided by the Center of Disease Control hazmat team.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Trapped in goon cave, do not send help.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Wifi Toilet posted:

Trapped in goon cave, do not send help.

Actually can you check for my package from jopants.com

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
B a t e w o r l d

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

My gooning apparatus whirs to life. Something inside of me stirs, knowing its time for the mother of all gooning sessions. I smirk like sonic the hedgehog and give the mirror a thumbs up.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

gotta goon fast!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

When people become goon heads they become sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned.
Sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned. That's all gooning does to you

unless youre doing it under a do it under a doctors, uh, control. then its regulated.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

unless errrrhhh ehh... maybe... if you're... youre doing it under a uh... eh... if you're maybe... do it under a doctors.... well, uh, ehhh... control. then its uhhh... well, then it's... errr... regulated.
-elon musk

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

semen retention society needs to work on its outreacharound

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Gonna take more than a bunch of chronic masturbators to keep us down.

Keyboard goon

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

cumpantry posted:

gotta goon fast!

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

semen retention society needs to work on its outreacharound
We are the Village Green Semen Retention Society,
God save our precious seed, and our male vitality

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

nice obelisk idiot posted:

We are the Village Green Semen Retention Society,
God save our precious seed, and our male vitality

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
There is definitely someone in the semen retention cult who is also into gooning and trying to edge themselves into becoming the ultimate life form

Gatto Grigio
Feb 9, 2020

nice obelisk idiot posted:

We are the Village Green Semen Retention Society,
God save our precious seed, and our male vitality

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
lol @ OP they didn't get an invite to the SA gooning subforum

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

sex excellence posted:

lol @ OP they didn't get an invite to the SA gooning subforum

Buddy were on discord now

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luv2shit
May 15, 2023

cumpantry posted:

gotta goon fast!

post username COMBO! :hfive:

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