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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > I wants to have sex with Will Stancil
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Any updates on kirby's lust for the stance man? Unrequited? Or...

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
i hosed will stancil.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
We know. Frankly I am sick of hearing about it.

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

 I have it on good authority that will stancil is an unbelievably selfish lover

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Will Stancil and CSPAM Make A Porno

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Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Lpzie posted:

i hosed will stancil.

oh?

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Lpzie posted:

i hosed will stancil.

how long until the eggs hatch?

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic

Azathoth posted:

how long until the eggs hatch?

32 minutes

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Is will stancil a virgin? My political advisor say "signs point to yes"

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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

Weka posted:

Is will stancil a virgin? My political advisor say "signs point to yes"

Lpzie had sex with him so, no

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lpzie posted:

i hosed will stancil.

hell yeah eskimo bros

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Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

 https://twitter.com/SxarletRed/status/1754896180528492771

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

loquacius posted:

Will's girlfriend: I didn't cum.
Will (getting mad): YES. You DID.
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Will Stancil will only pry these calipers from my cold post coital hand

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
If only he realised he practices economic phrenology

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Well well well

https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/1761459956648140845?t=DbHOIpLMm4G-sTDBNlsGGw&s=19

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