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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
actually a realistic goal this year would be to achieve a multiple orgasm, then after that i don't think i have anything else to live for

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

My goal is to become head admin and ban zeluth once and for all

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Sip mo drank

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

I have a series of generally routine dental appointments coming up in early 2024 so I'm going to get my hands on fentanyl and die instead! :toxx:

If I live I would like to get a page 2 snypa sometime this year

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
No, should I? :ohdear:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Thora posted:

No, should I? :ohdear:

yes.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
im gonna accomplish so many freaking goals in 2024

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



I renewed my gym membership after putting that off for several months.

I've started reading more fiction.

Getting more work related certifications.

All of these could be done at any time but the start of the year usually has some discounts.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
My squinty eyes read goatse instead of goals in the thread title

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i am going to give even less fucks, or fewer fucks, than i did in 2023

it is going to be a fuckless giving year, except for perhaps a very select few carefully chosen handcrafted artisan fucks given

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

My squinty eyes read goatse instead of goals in the thread title

well are ya?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I want to work out more and eat healthier, which means cutting way down on fast food which I love :smith:

I have some fun projects in the works though! My goal is to complete those

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
After careful consideration my goals are:

1. Get back with my ex of 10 years
2. Relocate across the country for aforementioned ex
3. Gain back all the weight I lost
4. Smoke even more weed
5. Take up drinking.

I’m terrible at follow through, however. None of that will happen. Guess I’ll finally get it together in 2025.

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.
Be more visible

euroshopper
Aug 14, 2021
biggest goal is somehow getting a bf without outing myself to family

euroshopper
Aug 14, 2021
also trying to involve myself with music creation more often

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Chief McHeath posted:

well are ya?

2024 year of the goatman

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.
If you don't set any goals, you won't be disappointed when you don't meet them.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Gonna try to make it through another 12 months... that would be cool as gently caress

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I am very very very drunk, my goal for 24 is to dance and drink more than I've ever drunk and dance them I've ever drunkenly danced before

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Very very drunk

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I'm very drunk, but I like to dance

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Goal for 2024 think only about goatse for the entire year

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

for fucks sake posted:

Goal for 2024 think only about goatse for the entire year

:thumbsdown:

Potrzebie fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Jan 1, 2024

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Did I say only think about goatse I meant only think about seeing beautiful goats

Icemakor
Sep 11, 2000

I’m going to post more.

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
-clean the attic
-structured training on my bike to raise my ftp and general fitness, get back into hill climbing
-lose weight
-eat healthier
-drink less
-organize hobby space

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

setting a reminder to myself to start your year off right

forogt how ik powers work but im calling in the heavies to help get your year of probations to healthy start

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

Get probed more

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Feeling so accomplished :argh:

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

When I do come to the forums I'm not going to go into any of the 10 or so threads that are dedicated to obsessing about and talking in circles about a particular person (ie. Musk, grimes, gervais). I think those threads are a good source of mental illness and I don't need any more.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Tarkus posted:

When I do come to the forums I'm not going to go into any of the 10 or so threads that are dedicated to obsessing about and talking in circles about a particular person (ie. Musk, grimes, gervais). I think those threads are a good source of mental illness and I don't need any more.

yup. the personality cult threads are cancer. my 2024 goal is to gas them all and probe all the posters therein

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Thinking to expand my IK powers

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Thinking to expand my IK powers

go for it. gently caress em up!

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

I wanna stay 100 percent sober and meet a large male

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I actually have set a goal to learn Habanera from Carmen on violin this year. I think it's a fun and attainable goal.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I might start working out again this year I used to be pretty jacked before my life fell apart in 2019 and I stopped trying

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Levantarse de la cama ya es el principal objetivo para 2024

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

go for it. gently caress em up!

Mostly I just want to be able to close the Last Word thread

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Mostly I just want to be able to close the Last Word thread

lol stealing this for later :ninja:

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

I want to see who gets the last word

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