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I'm posting this thread early so that on Xmas eve you can refer to this thread and buy something from your local gas station for your loved one(s).
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Dec 15, 2023 04:14
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I want a pterodactyl for christmas.
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Dec 15, 2023 04:35
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A 12 pack of their 7th favorite beverage.
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Dec 15, 2023 04:36
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$10 of scratch offs
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Dec 15, 2023 04:39
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The hot dog and or taquito that has been on the roller for 57 hours
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Dec 15, 2023 04:40
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Action figures from the toy section in Walgreens. Hint: It will all be figures from failed DC movies
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Dec 15, 2023 04:42
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Money
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Dec 15, 2023 04:43
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Bonzo posted:Action figures from the toy section in Walgreens. Hint: It will all be figures from failed DC movies
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Dec 15, 2023 04:43
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Lie about your name at the layaway counter until you find a great gift at a great price. Use the excuse that you “forgot your license” or “just moved here and don’t have a new ID yet” or “have a head injury”
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Dec 15, 2023 05:02
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Circle K gift card and 3 nips of Peppermint Schnapps
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Dec 15, 2023 05:04
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A cheap toy from the dollar store
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Dec 15, 2023 05:10
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Bonzo posted:$10 of scratch offs Got this poo poo one year. The trashiest gift from my most lowbrow relatives.
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Dec 15, 2023 05:22
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Glass rose and a brillo pad.
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Dec 15, 2023 05:40
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redshirt posted:Circle K gift card and 3 nips of Peppermint Schnapps 
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Dec 15, 2023 05:42
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Ozempic prescription
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Dec 15, 2023 05:50
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Dance lessons. By you.
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Dec 15, 2023 05:52
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A hastily grabbed stuffed teddy bear from the clearance bin at the gas station that is holding a heart that says I love you bear-y much X-mas 2022
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Dec 15, 2023 06:06
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one (1) gallon of wiper fluid
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Dec 15, 2023 06:29
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one obedient slave
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Dec 15, 2023 06:35
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Two obedient slaves, although one might have seen daylight. No refunds
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Dec 15, 2023 06:42
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Plastic bottle of Jim Beam, nudie mag, and slim Jims. Your nephew will love it.
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Dec 15, 2023 06:48
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Cocaine OP.
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Dec 15, 2023 06:53
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cool looking pinecone
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Dec 15, 2023 06:59
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8th of weed
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Dec 15, 2023 07:11
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A 120-year-old portrait of a stranger from Goodwill with "Great-great-Grandpa" taped on the bottom. It's as meaningful a gift as your bullshitting skills can manage.
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Dec 15, 2023 07:21
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a magma man from the center of the earth (jewelsnv urn)
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Dec 15, 2023 07:44
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A frank summary of everyone’s faults
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Dec 15, 2023 08:06
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 bourgeoisie
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Dec 15, 2023 09:10
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a christmas megathread
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Dec 15, 2023 09:14
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The Management posted:A frank summary of everyone’s faults Bad idea, that's a Festivus gift.
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Dec 15, 2023 09:15
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An assortment of headlights, exhaust parts, and hubcaps, freshly-pilfered
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Dec 15, 2023 09:16
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Check your loads. Three obedient slaves
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Dec 15, 2023 09:43
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If youre not happy with the first 2, we'll send you another. FREE!
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Dec 15, 2023 09:47
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The porn parody of their favourite movie on DVD that you have a few hundred copies of after a bad investment.
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Dec 15, 2023 09:50
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Gun
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Dec 15, 2023 10:11
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Bonzo posted:Action figures from the toy section in Walgreens. Hint: It will all be figures from failed DC movies Turboman
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Dec 15, 2023 10:15
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Divorce papers
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Dec 15, 2023 10:26
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Pot brownies, cowboy candy, and 4 bags of chips in a gift bag, steam gift card too
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Dec 15, 2023 10:27
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Bonzo posted:The hot dog and or taquito that has been on the roller for 57 hours Woah slow your roll (like the grill) everyone knows that hot dogs are like wine, better with age.
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Dec 15, 2023 11:41
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Coupon for a free tuggin
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Dec 15, 2023 15:19
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