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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Hurt their enemies

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hand written note that says "IOU one large Pizza"

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Power tools from your neighbor's garage

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


special rock

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

A deck of playing cards, an unmarked trucker’s cap, and a heavily discounted water bottle (may have been used) in a crumpled-up brown paper bag with a sharpied name on it*



*something my affluent out-of-touch aunt did once when I was a kid

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
The lost golden girls episode on vhs

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
My unconditional love

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


A coupon booklet of redeemable actions.
Hugs
Spanks
IOUs

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


osama bin laden impersonator

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
My blood poured out for you. Do you see how I open my veins as a sacrifice to your joy? Does the river of my life not please you??? Bathe in the red baptism of- Oh look, gift cards.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
A new and improved jesus this time impervious to italians

Edit: something like this

The Loin King fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Dec 15, 2023

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
One of those crack pipe flowers you can buy at Thortons

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Boner pills and a shopping bag full of supplements for God tier loads.

Pig balls mouse pad with real feel 3d pig balls.

The orb.

A half smoked pack of camels.

A dead animal in a box.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
A bidet that showers ur rear end in a top hat w microplastics

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

99 banana shooters

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Anything from the ads on the bottom of this page.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

A plastic grocery bag full of gasoline, but not premium grade.

If you feel like that’s not enough, a Bic lighter.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Grey Cat posted:

A 12 pack of their 7th favorite beverage.

7up would be #1 for me if they put the lithium back in

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
a sample of rare wine you got a questionable deal on, which you happen to have stashed in a remote nook of your catacomb next to where you keep your spare bricks and fresh mortar

also it comes with a $25 gift card to Target

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

A plastic grocery bag full of gasoline, but not premium grade.

If you feel like that’s not enough, a Bic lighter.

This but its been left to age in a bucket outside for several seasons

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Someone got me a bag of rock cubes that I was supposed to put in scotch instead of ice for a secret Santa once year. Nice guy but I have no clue what he was thinking. I don't drink scotch. Never have.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Pornography

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Someone got me a bag of rock cubes that I was supposed to put in scotch instead of ice for a secret Santa once year. Nice guy but I have no clue what he was thinking. I don't drink scotch. Never have.
He was also thinking "I don't drink scotch. Never have."

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house


dollar store special, baby. always there when you need it

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

This may be nsfw but I don't want to live in a world where people would judge you negatively for looking at it in the office.

https://www.instagram.com/kylesrugs/?hl=en

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Coupon for a free tuggin

BAG'S FLY AT NOON's loved one getting tugged by them on Xmas day: Hey, thanks for the coupon!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
An 8' plastic reindeer from outside the house down the road.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Duck and Cover posted:

This may be nsfw but I don't want to live in a world where people would judge you negatively for looking at it in the office.

https://www.instagram.com/kylesrugs/?hl=en

Gotta go fast

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Does he do custom requests? Mario and Peach humiliation series...

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


soup thermos (with spoon)

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Travel size bottles of mouthwash. It's minty and green so it's kinda like Christmas

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Already scratched scratch tickets (one is a 1$ winner)

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

a brand new poop knife

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Reddit Gold

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


1 slip of gold pressed latinum.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
a Carvel Fudgie the Whale ice cream cake

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Buttchocks posted:

a Carvel Fudgie the Whale ice cream cake

C'mon, Cookie Puss or go home

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Bonzo posted:

C'mon, Cookie Puss or go home

gotta order those ahead

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Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
A case of Marvel Mystery Oil

Alternate: a curated selection of those little tree air fresheners you hang from the rearview mirror

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