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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

I was getting pissed off having to look at Patricia’s dumb face on the sideline all night. But the end of that game flipped it from annoying to hysterical. Defensive mastermind gets roasted by Drew Lock :lmao:

The JSN catch was incredible holy crap

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TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
I would strongly suggest the Cowboys and Ravens do not beat the Dolphins as it tends to send teams into a 6 week tail spin.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Docjowles posted:

I was getting pissed off having to look at Patricia’s dumb face on the sideline all night. But the end of that game flipped it from annoying to hysterical.

Same, it was really annoying see his dumb fat face back on my screen throughout the game. This was the best possible ending.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I'm rooting for Drew Lock now

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lmao

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
All time choke job right there on both sides of the ball.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That vaunted Matt Patricia defense, ladies and germs!

Ride the lightning!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Docjowles posted:

I was getting pissed off having to look at Patricia’s dumb face on the sideline all night. But the end of that game flipped it from annoying to hysterical. Defensive mastermind gets roasted by Drew Lock :lmao:

The JSN catch was incredible holy crap

That game winning drive was something else. The Metcalf throw was a thing of beauty, landed right in his breadbasket.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





Pretty sure they're already on it.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Wow. Back to back wild Monday night football finishing with upsets. That was awesome

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Amy Pole Her posted:

Wow. Back to back wild Monday night football finishing with upsets. That was awesome

lol they just threw up a graphic, it's SEVEN UNDERDOGS IN A ROW.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

MJeff posted:

lol they just threw up a graphic, it's SEVEN UNDERDOGS IN A ROW.

ESPN should probably be a little less obvious with their script.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

MJeff posted:

lol they just threw up a graphic, it's SEVEN UNDERDOGS IN A ROW.

if thats what they're saying its extra funny because it means one of those upsets was the 9-1 Eagles beating the 7-3 Chiefs

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Also we can lol at the Eagles and all, but those were some absolutely sick plays down the stretch for the Seahawks.

It was like an unreleased track from the 13/14 seasons.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Alaois posted:

if thats what they're saying its extra funny because it means one of those upsets was the 9-1 Eagles beating the 7-3 Chiefs

Eagles were +122 in that game!

Which is, yes, extremely funny.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Frauds

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Seattle%20Seahawks&page=2

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/1736977268478734510

I wish Febreeze had gotten more picks wrong, he was absolutely on fire this week.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Apparently, if Detroit wins next week, they become the #2 seed.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Waltzing Along posted:

Apparently, if Detroit wins next week, they become the #2 seed.

If they win out, they'll have the head-to-head tiebreaker with Dallas and the common opponents tiebreaker with Philly, so they'll be locked into the two seed.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

MJeff posted:

If they win out, they'll have the head-to-head tiebreaker with Dallas and the common opponents tiebreaker with Philly, so they'll be locked into the two seed.

This does require NFC North Bullshit not to happen, of course, especially considering they get two runs at the Kings of Stupid Bullshit, AKA the Vikings. That being said the Vikings appear loving exhausted at this point, so I'm not ruling it out.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Ceedy Duce will also mayyyyyyyyybe be back this weekend, and James Houston perhaps sometime before Week 18.

And if Week 18 becomes meaningless in terms of seeding, then we might get to see HOOKERTIME under center.

Honestly I sort of want to see Hendon Hooker throw big bombs to Jamo about 8 times in Week 18, so I hope that happens.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lmao Matt Patricia

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lmao Matt Patricia

Now and forever :hai:

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Bellmaker posted:

Now and forever :hai:


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lmao Matt Patricia

fuckin' Matt P. from week 15 n/v

pmchem posted:

patricia sucks. i had entirely forgotten he wasn't banished to some c-tier pats assistant job

eagles gonna regret this


god dammit eagles

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

another monday night of this

https://twitter.com/SickosCommittee/status/1736967962970443934

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Happy for Drew Lock, it’s crazy how he finally looks like not a child.

https://x.com/sharpfootball/status/1736969244221325540?s=46&t=G8Aq6A5iUmw5R1Z4gfWSjw

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lmao Matt Patricia

Wild how many times the Seahawks did jack poo poo only to convert a miracle 3rd and long.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Lmao, Drew Lock chucked the hell out of the ball for a comeback win in primetime. The fabulous season continues

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
I thought surely Matt Patricia wouldn’t be a huge difference in the defense calls but holy poo poo lol.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Shindragon posted:

I thought surely Matt Patricia wouldn’t be a huge difference in the defense calls but holy poo poo lol.

You would think the Eagles of all teams would know this lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Wild how many times the Seahawks did jack poo poo only to convert a miracle 3rd and long.

Matty P's signature move is DB's playing 10 yards off the line on 3rd and 8.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
There was literally no difference in defense last night. The defense has been useless and 3rd down pass plays have been automatic for teams all year. It's just a big problem now that hurts is no longer top 5 nfc east and also the coaches are so bad they don't know how to do offense either and that is why fire sirianni.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


I'm going to rank the NFCE qbs off the top of my head by how much I'd want them to qb my team. all vibes based, im not checking stats or caring about cap

Devito
Dak
Howell
Rush
Tyrod
Jalen Hurts
Trey Lance
Brissett
Mariota
Daniel Jones

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Brissett is too low.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Brissett is too low.

i kept switching him and trey

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Brissett is way too low for a vibes based list, yeah.

Jones at the bottom is absolutely correct.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Fun fact: Jalen Hurts has never thrown for as many touchdowns in a season as Daniel Jones did as a rookie

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Howell is way too high too, Brissett came in for him and the offense immediately improved.

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