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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Benne posted:

Breaking in a backup QB on 4 days preparation was always going to be a tall ask, but woof

I thought Stick looked fine, overall. Considering the circumstances and that he's, yknow, never played.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

dingo with a joint posted:

'shitpost or staley?'

Staley, Cavauro never lies.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The best part was when the Raiders ran a trick play to take a 49-0 lead

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mega64 posted:

Staley, Cavauro never lies.

One Cavauro never lies, the other never tells the truth.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Cavauro posted:

supposedly staley didn't allow easton stick to hold a football for the 2021 or 2022 seasons or training camp, and the past couple weeks has been his first time using one in a long time. he's been forced to simulate taking snaps, throwing, etc. by going through the motions. staley's mantra on it was you have to earn the right to the football so some backups and most third stringers haven't touched one since he became head coach. stick has been practicing with a football for weeks so i'm not blaming staley for the fumbling but his weird mind games must have had some effect

“Gruden once asked Tom Moore why Peyton's backups didn't get more reps: 'Fellas, if 18 goes down we're hosed, and we don't practice hosed.'”

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


2023 is the year teams realize they should start practicing hosed

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Practicing hosed means doing things like getting reps in with lifting the baby you haven't seen and your split time from front door to the recliner cause your rear end is going home for christmas.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

shyduck posted:

The best part was when the Raiders ran a trick play to take a 49-0 lead

1000%

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I missed the game and just watched the highlights which is not the best way to gauge things but holy poo poo it's like the Chargers were doing a checklist of losing in the most humiliating way possible: bad tackling, multiple fumbles lost, a muffed punt, a fat man TD, a trick play TD, a wildcat TD, an one-handed pick six on a screen pass so bad the DB almost went past the ball... truly amazing effort

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Mystic Stylez posted:

I missed the game and just watched the highlights which is not the best way to gauge things but holy poo poo it's like the Chargers were doing a checklist of losing in the most humiliating way possible

No that was pretty much the game too, one long highlight reel of chargers failure

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/BridgetCondon_/status/1735527021722358073?t=tkHrs1KdVqbxd3RvfGcBOQ&s=19

Jesus

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Febreeze posted:

No that was pretty much the game too, one long highlight reel of chargers failure

Yep. It's hard to say how much of it was sheer incompetence or players mentally checking out early (it's both), but either way it was a spectacular display of coaching failure

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
WELL WELL WELL

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I just saw the score from last night and :lol:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Well the locker room got that message at least.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
The Raiders are averaging 31.5 points the last two weeks. Pretty good!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Brownsishly: You mearly adopted hosed, I was born in it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

You could've told me this was from last week's post game press conference and I would've believed you.

(Checks date/timestamp)


:chloe:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/secretbase/status/1735499923448320269?s=46

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kerry Collins 2-12 -7 yards, 1 int is a truly historic statline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZovyBO3zog

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
football is a funny sport. if you only saw this table, would you have guessed the score was 63-21 for one of these teams?




the only real smoking gun is the turnovers, otherwise i might’ve guessed 24-17

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

When Staley is fired that's a LOADED team for John Harbaugh to take over

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


kiimo posted:

When Staley is fired that's a LOADED team for Bill Belichick to take over

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

Kalli posted:

Kerry Collins 2-12 -7 yards, 1 int is a truly historic statline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZovyBO3zog



This just reminded me of the Niners winning a playoff game with Jimmy G only attempting 8 passes lol

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

kiimo posted:

When Staley is fired that's a LOADED team for Josh McDaniels to take over

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
I know it’s only 8am here on the west coast but has staley been fired yet. please

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

at least it will shut up the dumbasses out there saying Herbert isn't clutch or something. It's the coach. He lost the locker room and nobody believes in what they are doing. The players clearly don't trust the coaches, the medical staff or the owner. Dean Spanos does not care about winning it is extremely obvious. Which is GREAT for other AFCW fans because the amount of talent running through there is frightening. Even guys like third round pick Josh Palmer look great if they had any kind of leadership that has the players buying in.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

People have been putting in some work trying to rehab Vance Joseph's image this year, and that Dolphins loss was worse somehow than last night. I wouldn't be shocked if this game didn't really have any impact on Staley's tenure.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Staley must be removed to protect the children

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


al michaels is at a level beyond phoning it in

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Simplex posted:

People have been putting in some work trying to rehab Vance Joseph's image this year, and that Dolphins loss was worse somehow than last night. I wouldn't be shocked if this game didn't really have any impact on Staley's tenure.

That was early in the season and early in Payton/joseph’s tenures—that could have been a fluke, give them some time, etc. This was confirmation of what this season has been and what staley has been this year, and his whole tenure really

e: to Staley’s credit, I don’t think he had really lost the locker room before last night, but that team seemed beyond checked out

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Al getting animated talking about playing craps was pretty funny. He saw the interior of a casino and they had his full attention.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Pontius Pilate posted:

e: to Staley’s credit, I don’t think he had really lost the locker room before last night, but that team seemed beyond checked out

I saw someone elsewhere say it seemed like everyone stuck through his bullshit for (or because of) Herbert, and losing him for the season was the last straw. I can believe it

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

kidcoelacanth posted:

al michaels is at a level beyond phoning it in

I kept ranting about this in the GDT, but the goddamn Chargers linemen didn't even make a move to recover the ball! Al likely called it the way he did because he assumed it wasn't actually a fumble; otherwise LA wouldn't be acting all lackadaisical!

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

kidcoelacanth posted:

al michaels is at a level beyond phoning it in

The most excited Al sounded last night was when he was talking about how if this was Pop Warner the game would've been called already with the mercy rule

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1735707559896432812?s=46&t=OK6AvWM-NBtlIQDYnQH66w

Edit:

https://x.com/chargers/status/1735707955541225938?s=46&t=OK6AvWM-NBtlIQDYnQH66w

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Didn't happen at half time, but shortly after.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Simplex posted:

I wouldn't be shocked if this game didn't really have any impact on Staley's tenure.

Lol

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Pontius Pilate posted:

I know it’s only 8am here on the west coast but has staley been fired yet. please
9am local is pretty good

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MaximilianK
Jan 8, 2022
How does one root for this team?

How?

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