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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


Word has bad vibes

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SettingSun
Aug 10, 2013

She's definitely a mercenary in Prime 3, despite her and her contemporaries being called bounty hunters they are not asked to hunt any bounties. And shortly into the game, she is also an assassin.

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
She's a freelancer struggling to find steady work because planets keep blowing up

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Dabir posted:

Word has bad vibes

Private military contractor.
Outsourced security specialist.
Pest extermination and contaminated site remediation technician

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 17:38 on May 3, 2024

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Freelance peacekeeping agent, yes?

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Rabbi Raccoon posted:

She's a freelancer struggling to find steady work because planets keep blowing up

For some reason

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Kurui Reiten posted:

Freelance peacekeeping agent, yes?

nice

Edward_Tohr
Aug 11, 2012

In lieu of meaningful text, I'm just going to mention I've been exploding all day and now it hurts to breathe, so I'm sure you all understand.
Clearly the next game needs to be about her rebranding as a demolitions expert and going through the paperwork to get her Galactic Federation OSHA certification.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

"So miss Aran, I'm seeing here that you were involved in the Phaaze operation?"
"Yessir."
"That planet blew up, didn't it?"
"Yessir."
"And SR388? That blew up too?"
"Only on the second time, sir, first mission was clean."
"Hmm. I see Zebes is on your file?"
"Grew up there, sir."
"What's it like?"
"...blown up, sir."
"What's this one, Dark Aether, there's a footnote to another file?"
"Oh that was only really half a planet, sir, technically speaking. Shouldn't really count if you ask me."
"I see... well, we'll keep your resume on file. Do you have any letters of recommendation from your last job, some place called ZDR?"
"You won't believe this, sir, but..."

FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

Bruceski posted:

"What's it like?"
"...blown up, sir."

"Wait, didn't that blow up 6 years ago?"
"it got better"
"oh, how does that happen?"
"Bird magic"
"So it's better now?"
"Well it was until 5 years ago, now its blown up again"

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

I guess you could call her a knight errant if you wanted to go that route...

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