bean thread (National Bean Day Jan 6!!!!)

what is the best bean?
	adzuki beans
	anasazi beans
	black beans
	goku
	borlotti beans
	cannellini beans
	garbanzo beans
	cranberry beans
	fava beans
	flageolet beans
	great northern beans
	kidney beans
	lentils
	lima beans
	moth beans
	mung beans
	navy beans
	pink-eyed peas
	pinto beans
	red beans
	soybeans
	hillary clinton
	split peas
	urad beans
	yardlong beans

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post about ur favorite beans

mine are lentils

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 18:57

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:27

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# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 19:31

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Vox Nihili posted:

you put "goku" in your poll when you could have put "senzu beans" and for that your thread must perish

I'm not a nerd so idk what those are

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 20:47

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lobster shirt posted:

normally i would harshly punish anyone who said beans are lentils but its friday, so i shall be peaceful. however beans are not lentils.

i asked chatgpt for a list of beans and that's what it gave me

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 20:49

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RBC posted:

how can you have goku on the list but not senszu beans

I've never watched dragon ball, I prefer newer, gayer anime

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 21:33

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Ohtori Akio posted:

theres already one fail rear end coffee thread you stupid bitch

coffee is disgusting and is NOT a bean

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 02:01

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Al! posted:

good to see so many of u took the poll seriously and also that u are all so basic

i hope you get pink eye(d beans)

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 08:02

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Bastard Tetris posted:

roll that beautiful bean footage

aye aye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3RiWa-vmJI

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 08:13

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeNFjpl5mOo

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 22:12

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for ohtori CW: italian man

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 22:14

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redneck nazgul posted:

considering how disappointing that show is given the amount of talent in it, this is not flattering to beans

yeah i'm gonna need a mod to counteract e-sata's bean slander

anyway i ate some hummus and pretzels today, great bean eating method

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 07:45

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kidney beans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shorts?SVnfqYxl8JE

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 09:14

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Lpzie posted:

who figured out how to eat these things....

I did in a past life

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 19:52

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# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 02:56

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Hatebag posted:

lentils are pulses like beans but they are not beans. you may as well call a pea a bean

a pea is a bean

change my mind

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 17:54

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Trubeanism is not welcome in the thread, we accept all bean-identifying species

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 22:21

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Hatebag posted:

a pulse is the dried edible seed of a legume. peanuts and soybeans don't count as pulses because they have more fat. i don't make the rules but there they are

BERF

# ¿ Jan 3, 2024 23:19

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kreeningsons posted:

bean year in review:

main lunch the first half of the year was channa masala ^{[1], [2]}. solid bean lunch, first recipe isn�t very good, need to try the second

kale+bean salad bean lunch for the summer ^[3], ran out of mint from my garden. dressing definitely does NOT freeze ok. reserved for summer potlucks

currently: garbanzos con espinacas for lunch ^[4]. using 1:2 frozen to fresh spinach ratio. user comment on there about a version including cinnamon + nutmeg, need to try

exclusively chili ^[5] bean dinners when traveling for work. loaded a week of frozen containers in the hotel mini fridge � sick setup. can�t be improved upon

masoor dal ^[6] need milder dried chilies for this one

holiday bean dinner ^[7] very good. VERY beany, not for the faint of heart. first try, took my eyes off it for a second and thr broiler burned the poo poo out of the bread and possibly caused smoke damage to the house. worth it

tofu: made tieban tofu ^[8] perfect quick meal w/ some gai lan

miscellaneous bean dishes: some generic nyt poo poo that exists in infinite permutations on their site ^[9] and some tiktok recipe ^{[citation needed]} with cherry tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, and cannellini beans

areas for improvement:

working on a lentil soup ^[10], NEEDS a better stock than �better than bullion�, texture is too inconsistent with an immersion blender, need to batch blend half

still trying to cook a good kik alicha but can�t get it to taste like the restaurant � close to giving up

#1 tofu priority in 2024 is mapo tofu

would like to shift to dried beans to eliminate aluminum can liner microplastics from my diet, save $$, and try exotic confetti colored beans that someone posted about in the Covid thread but now I can�t find their post

now this is some good posting, keep it up

# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 02:05

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aw frig aw dang it posted:

put them in your mouth op

don't forget to chew! swallowing is also a pro strat

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 07:32

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all glory to the bean

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 20:28

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Pitcher Witcher posted:

What is an easy bean I can grow inside?

Lima or butter beans

https://www.doityourself.com/stry/3-steps-to-growing-lima-beans-indoors

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 21:17

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Having some bean burritos to celebrate

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 02:57

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:27

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Weka posted:

Never knew you could eat lupins. Looking forward to hearing what they are like.

Surprisingly horny and they usually steal your money later

Anyway I've been enjoying rice flour and snap pea chips and it's been great lately. Thank u beans

# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 05:51