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wesleywillis posted:I knew a couple people that thought dongs were muscles too. Did we know the same people? We're they the same ones who broke thier jhonson trying to lift thing and saying "that's normal, it's supposed to look like that." 
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Wasn't there a fad of lifting weights with pee pees
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Space Kablooey posted:Wasn't there a fad of lifting weights with pee pees That was an Opie and Anthony bit on WAAF in 1997
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Dec 18, 2023 01:06
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i remember there was an internet thing about circumcised dudes tying weights to their dicks to try to stretch themselves new foreskins. idk how it worked out for them, but home penis modification generally turns out for the best, right?
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Dec 18, 2023 01:17
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People should have to wear some sort of bra-like device that supports their butt checks from shoulder straps
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Dec 18, 2023 01:20
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wesleywillis posted:I knew a couple people that thought dongs were muscles too. If it weren’t a muscle dudes wouldn’t be able to nickname their junk Russel the Love Muscle.
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Dec 18, 2023 01:37
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Every part of my body is muscle and I train them all every day. From eyes, to dong, to tits to my bones themselves. If you aren't sure that you could be stripped down to a bare skeleton and still be able to flex on people then you've hosed up.
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I will say, one thing I like about bras is that Ms cruft didn't need a lot of convincing to understand how nice it feels when she scratches my ankles after I take off my socks. (This post was previously about weighted piercings but I ninja edited it to try and get back on topic) cruft fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Dec 18, 2023 |
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Dec 18, 2023 01:45
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People with lift with anything but their legs smdh
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Foo Diddley posted:i remember there was an internet thing about circumcised dudes tying weights to their dicks to try to stretch themselves new foreskins. idk how it worked out for them, but home penis modification generally turns out for the best, right? Penis Extension and Foreskin Restoration dudes are absolutely wild and would rather break their dicks than get therapy, and a number of podcasts that focus on weird internet poo poo like the f-plus have done episodes on them. There have been both bizarre cases of dudes tying weights to their dick skin to stretch it out, and dudes tying actual like, lifting weights to the tip of their dick to try and stretch the whole thing out under the assumption that if they like injure it slightly it would heal back longer like a their dick was a saiyan or something. Instead they usually just succeed in causing permanent nerve damage to their dong if they don't get warned off of it by a doctor first.
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So can we do this with nipples or what?
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cruft posted:I wasn't suggesting boobs were muscles, LOL.
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:What muscles do you think a bra immobilizes? Perhaps you would enjoy talking with my sister in law! e: Look, I'm sorry I said "immobilized" when I posted that, I should have said "excessive upper trapezius activation and elongation caused by transfer of weight from pectoral fascia." I don't want to get into any more arguments about this in my life, and I'm sorry I brought it up. cruft fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Dec 18, 2023 |
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Dec 18, 2023 03:41
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Fair, can confirm my traps are sick
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Bras are fun to take off it's makes my weener hard
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It's spelled bros op
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Scrotum Modem posted:Bras are fun to take off 
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Scrotum Modem posted:Bras are fun to take off 
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The Hanes bralette I used to exclusively buy is different now. The material is worse, and now over the course of the day it rides up and escapes my wee tits entirely. If I wasn't flat as a board in a shirt without them and trying pretty hard not to be called "sir," I'd just free boob it. Somebody go back in time and tell my dad to marry a nicer woman with bigger tits.
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Mistle posted:Talk to a doctor about possible cancer risks. If you have a high risk, a reduction surgery to reduce breast cancer may be deemed "medically necessary" and you can get the honker badonkers reduced to... something less. Best part is that it's covered by health insurance* if so. Hers weren't outrageously large. But she did have back and shoulder pain that she attributed to her breasts which is what she used to justify the insurance. I've never been a breast man, size does not matter to me, etc. And if you feel that reducing/removing them is your option, it's your body! But what did affect me was seeing the state of her breasts less than 24 hours after surgery (she complained about the tightness of the post-op compression bra). Obviously, there was no idea or plan for sexy time from either of us so soon after surgery, but...loving yikes. For those not in the know, the reduction scars are called "boat anchors" because the breasts are sliced below the nipple downward and then across the bottom of each breast to remove the fat. A month later she wanted to show me the results and literally sprung her chest out of her compression braw in front of me. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. It happened so suddenly and without warning and with the results looking only somewhat better that I reflexively winced.
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Cheesus posted:
She probably thinks you're scared of her tits now 
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My gf has enormous tits which I thought was the best thing ever when we met but since then I have to watch her suffer because of back and joint pain as well as never being able to do stuff like go for a run in public or go swimming without being leered-at/catcalled and I certainly think that poo poo loving sucks. 😞
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My first education that big tits aren't all that was when my first wife and I were watching a show and she sighed at the sight of a flat woman. I asked her why and she said she'd love to wear cute spaghetti strapped tops and....the kicker for me....sometimes lay on the floor on her stomach.
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Laying on your stomach sucks anyways unless you like the feeling of making it difficult to breathe.
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I don't even have boobs and never lay on my front (because it squishs my enormous male genetalia)
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I lay on my front all the time, to avoid detection in the undergrowth
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Ghirlie in the mist
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I had a bra malfunction in a way that the underwire got all stabby. Fortunately, it was at a good friend's place and we were enjoying a nice wood fire, so I took it off and threw it into the fire. Watching it burn was incredibly satisfying. A+, absolutely recommend vengeance on any bra that decides to stab you. Some say that the underwire bits survived and are occasionally seen to this day... 
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Grey Cat posted:Ghirlie in the mist
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The receiver laying on their stomach and getting fornicated with is a pretty enjoyable position. Assuming you are comfortable laying that way.
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Stoatbringer posted:It kinda depends on where they are, I guess. Fun fact, the mammary ridge exists in humans so it's not entirely impossible for a 4- or 6-boob human. Grey Cat posted:Laying on your stomach sucks anyways unless you like the feeling of making it difficult to breathe. I gained a certain appreciation for being able to lay on my stomach, THANKS COVID. (It's a good thing, and sucks for people who don't even have the option)
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Injera posted:I had a bra malfunction in a way that the underwire got all stabby. Fortunately, it was at a good friend's place and we were enjoying a nice wood fire, so I took it off and threw it into the fire. Watching it burn was incredibly satisfying. A+, absolutely recommend vengeance on any bra that decides to stab you. my bras cost like $40 each minimum there's no way those bitches are going near a fire no matter what they do to me
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Dick Fontaine posted:every time i hear the word “bralette” i think Woah, nice hooters!
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Contain them harlots!!!
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I just started needing to wear a bra and I'm looking forward to having boobs that get in my way.
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Cheesus posted:My first education that big tits aren't all that was when my first wife and I were watching a show and she sighed at the sight of a flat woman. I asked her why and she said she'd love to wear cute spaghetti strapped tops and....the kicker for me....sometimes lay on the floor on her stomach. I had a similar experience in school. Growing up, my best friend was a girl that developed big boobs like overnight. She was like 5' tall, and it made them look even bigger on her. I watched in real time as people who were her friend started treating her like some kind of slut just because her body developed a specific feature and she was a girly girl that liked feminine things. It was horrible, the way people- even adults!- acted. Grown men thought it was ok to leer at her and say really hosed up stuff while we weren't even in high school. It sucks, because she was a really smart girl that could write stories like no one's business. She thought she was stupid because everyone pushed her into the bimbo role, but she was really sharp!
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Part of the tits part of the crew.
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Space Kablooey posted:Wasn't there a fad of lifting weights with pee pees look if you've never hung a bath towel off your dong i don't know what to tell you
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Cheesus posted:she said she'd love to wear cute spaghetti strapped tops 30 minutes in and one of the suckers popped. Undaunted, as she still had one good strap, she went back on the dance floor. Cue the girlfriend and crew running around desperately looking for safety pins. She was right, though. It was a good dress.
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