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ElectricSheep posted:look if you've never hung a bath towel off your dong i don't know what to tell you I... have not. Is it gratifying knowing your dong can hold up a towel? Or is it more of a "haha look at my penis do hardware stuff" as it waggles around?
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Grey Cat posted:I... have not. You know how, like, kindergarteners, they'll look at a pebble, and think, "you know, I think that's about the same size as my nostril / ear canal"? It's pretty much like that, except you don't have to visit the nurse's office afterwards. cruft fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Dec 19, 2023 |
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cruft posted:You know how, like, kindergarteners, they'll look at a pebble, and think, "you know, I think that's about the same size as my nostril / ear canal"? A primal urge, like scratching an itch.
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Grey Cat posted:I... have not. It starts as the first and then it quickly turns into the second, then you try and see if you can lift it up and down hands free plus you get bonus points if you make lightsaber noises
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Cheesus posted:..sometimes lay on the floor on her stomach. Have you never watched the 1984 classic “Top Secret!”?
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Grey Cat posted:A primal urge, like scratching an itch. This poster gets it.
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Grey Cat posted:I... have not. One day you'll be naked with your hands full and wondering how you'll carry that last towel, and then remember this thread.
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Jailbrekr posted:One day you'll be naked with your hands full and wondering how you'll carry that last towel, and then remember this thread. If only I had a few penises and this trip back inside from the grocery store would be solved.
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Stoatbringer posted:Have you never watched the 1984 classic “Top Secret!”?
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i havent worn a bra since i was 20. and i got big ladies. it is superior and i wonder if it helps prevent back pain from titty weight.
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I don’t know about towels but I brought a dozen donuts
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I don’t know about towels but I brought a dozen donuts 
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I am really bad at undoing bras so I cannot be suave but I can be ferociously awkward which can generally work
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:i havent worn a bra since i was 20. and i got big ladies. it is superior and i wonder if it helps prevent back pain from titty weight. Any support you have through clothes(bras, heels, corsets, etc.) take the demand off the body, which means atrophy. You build different muscles and balance in alternate ways as a result, which is cool and great, but then the atrophy sets in and you become dependent on them for the structural support. Can't say if this is related or not, but it probably is. Maybe. Songbearer posted:I am really bad at undoing bras so I cannot be suave but I can be ferociously awkward which can generally work This is IME and it works for my gross hands but I made you a fancy jpeg illustration to help explain the process:
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Mistle posted:This is IME and it works for my gross hands but I made you a fancy jpeg illustration to help explain the process: What has GBS done to deserve this level of effort and thoughtful consideration
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taking off someone else's bra is like snapping your fingers put your thumb on one side, your middle finger on the other, bring your fingers together like snapping, and then pull your fingers apart as if you were completing the snap. a male EMT friend taught me that trick, because it turns out EMTs take off a lot of bras (not in a sexy way  )EDIT sorta like the illustration above, but dont curl your fingers or use your nails. You want to push into the bra a tiny bit with the tip of your thumb, but you should be dragging your middle finger across the other strap to tension the fabric / untension the hooks, and the snapping motion (not at snapping speed) undoes the hooks Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Dec 20, 2023 |
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Mistle posted:Any support you have through clothes(bras, heels, corsets, etc.) take the demand off the body, which means atrophy. You build different muscles and balance in alternate ways as a result, which is cool and great, but then the atrophy sets in and you become dependent on them for the structural support. Thank you, I will study this.
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im keeping my bra removing tricks a secret. Won't catch me making infographic
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redshirt posted:Thank you, I will study this. Also, OP, can I get a drawing of some Boobs so I know what I'm working for here? TIA.
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I've seen a lot of them op, here you go:
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PokeJoe posted:I've seen a lot of them op, here you go: WOW!
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to remove my bra you must first defeat me, a difficult task
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even i sleep wearing the thing sometimes
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:to remove my bra you must first defeat me, a difficult task *fills your room full of incense and myrrh.
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I mean what's wrong with velcro or magnets. Or even a Smart-Bra with a phone app to undo it - "Hey Siri, unleash the boobs." They can put a man on the Moon but bras are still in the loving stone age with hooks and things that Neanderthals would have used.
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Stoatbringer posted:I mean what's wrong with velcro or magnets. Or even a Smart-Bra with a phone app to undo it - "Hey Siri, unleash the boobs." BRB got this disruptor bra tech idea I need to patent....
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PokeJoe posted:I've seen a lot of them op, here you go: gently caress i gotta, i gotta leave the thread a sec ill be right, ill be right ba- fuckgottago
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Outta my way!
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Computer, droopy rear end titties, sad
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PokeJoe posted:I've seen a lot of them op, here you go: dang
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PokeJoe posted:I've seen a lot of them op, here you go: Reported Sorry, I mean repeated
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The crossover piece nobody asked for.
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Grey Cat posted:The crossover piece nobody asked for. Please contain them at once
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okay i have a question is there a way to weigh boobs
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Grey Cat posted:The crossover piece nobody asked for. 
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Space Kablooey posted:okay i have a question is there a way to weigh boobs Fill a large bucket of water right to the top, then dunk both boobs in at once. Collect the displaced water and weigh it, then convert the weight from the density of water to the average density of boob. Bing bong so simple.
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Stoatbringer posted:Fill a large bucket of water right to the top, then dunk both boobs in at once. Collect the displaced water and weigh it, then convert the weight from the density of water to the average density of boob. Don’t forget to make the ponytail motion with your hair first
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Sorry, I'm in the wrong profession to help you with that.
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:even i sleep wearing the thing sometimes A mood, but I get it sometimes  Easier to do with wireless ones.
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