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What is the proper punishment for the thread if Colby wins?
This poll is closed.
Ban everyone 1 5.26%
Ban myself 0 0%
Ban the UFC 3 15.79%
Colby is punishment enough 15 78.95%
Total: 19 votes
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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
"I don't like fighters that have seizures" - dornal tromp

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Dirk Digglet
Aug 17, 2009

When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline
Jesus that was the loudest hit I’ve ever heard

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

CarlCX posted:

Thank you, Josh Emmett.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Thank you Josh Emmet

gripebomb
Dec 13, 2006

I wanted to fight the world.

- Eddie Kingston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i2y698XUq8&t=35s

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


double negative posted:

give him the chair
he’s already concussed but i’m okay with it

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



apparently they wouldn't let aljo in. They pulled his tickets. I bet he feels loved.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Apparently that five-second replay was the whole fight, goddamn

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I hope paddy knocks Ferguson's head off.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Tony needs to win and then immediately retire

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I am hoping he has one more in him.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


best case scenario here is a draw. tony is washed and this would thread the needle of him thinking about continuing and paddy gaining any steam off his name.

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

These DC keys to victory are terrible. "Close the distance!" when it's Tony's grappling that's looked the worst, "be violent!" when it's his chin and speed that used to let him brawl that have faded.

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Tony remember he can jab makes me happy

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Get him Paddy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tony :smith:

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


rip tony

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

These DC keys to victory are terrible. "Close the distance!" when it's Tony's grappling that's looked the worst, "be violent!" when it's his chin and speed that used to let him brawl that have faded.

i prefer the idea of tony standing on his tippie toes in the pre fight check trying to hear what dc has to say and forming his gameplan around it, "oh be violent, this is good, this is real good, i wasnt gonna be violent but dc has a real point here!"

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Paddy is beating the absolute poo poo out of him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Tony will not quit!"

Yeah... that's kind of the problem.... :smith:

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

And then everything else about this makes me sad. Ferguson needs to retire, he can't transition to a veteran style he's just too shot.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

well, here's hoping paddy just blew himself out going for the finish, but oof

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I somehow doubt we'll see a 3rd.

sausage king of Chicago
Jun 13, 2001
i hate this fight

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

It really is just unpleasant viewing

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

This might be 20 16 and it's hilarious.

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

LMAO at commentary trying to talk Tony up to make this a good win, while Tony looks like poo poo.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Nah, it’s 20-18, and honestly Tony might’ve done more damage in that second round despite the lack of control

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


don’t worry, this will just make paddy look worse when he loses

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

rjmccall posted:

Nah, it’s 20-18, and honestly Tony might’ve done more damage in that second round despite the lack of control

He absolutely didn't lol.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

paddy being this gassed is hilarious

Firebatgyro
Dec 3, 2010
No one looking good here

Gorgeous Zan
Apr 13, 2007

New Haven Yacht Club
Just how bad is Paddy? This is a rhetorical question but still.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



THe one time I feel bad for Trump is when he has to sit next to Kid Rock during these

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

This fight definitely has both of them looking terrible, but the UFC is in its full reality denying era so they're going to continue to push Pimblett off it. Hopefully they at least cut Tony.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Gorgeous Zan posted:

Just how bad is Paddy? This is a rhetorical question but still.

When your nose breaks like his has you can't breathe right. Saps you really fast.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

LMAO at commentary trying to talk Tony up to make this a good win, while Tony looks like poo poo.

at its lowest when they were talking about how dangerous he is on his back then Anik kind of mournfully adds "hasn't gotten a win since 2019..."

the commentary team are really all just psp posters, cheering for tony

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Gorgeous Zan posted:

Just how bad is Paddy? This is a rhetorical question but still.

Paddy's debut in the UFC was getting slapped around the octagon, losing every minute of the fight up until getting an impressive but very surprising KO. And that was against a handpicked opponent they put in to lose against him. He's very bad.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Paddy the Shatty

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delightful
Jul 20, 2022
gently caress Fatty Pimblett

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