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What is the proper punishment for the thread if Colby wins?
This poll is closed.
Ban everyone 1 5.26%
Ban myself 0 0%
Ban the UFC 3 15.79%
Colby is punishment enough 15 78.95%
Total: 19 votes
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Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


this is amazing. colby’s coaches saying leon is tired, what are they watching

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
"he's the champ, so the judges won't give us those rounds"

the ones where colby did 0 things??? real shame those biased judges exist

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
lol, DC saying Colby should pick up the pace "a little bit"

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



LobsterMobster posted:

"he's the champ, so the judges won't give us those rounds"

the ones where colby did 0 things??? real shame those biased judges exist

Imagine being so fragile where your corner has to tell you this

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Leon loving Edwards is two for two on takedown attempts on you, Colby :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

"He's tired"

lol, no he's not, Leon's barely even breathing hard after four rounds

At the end of each round, Leon just turns and walks away with a completely :geno: face, dude just decided the best "revenge" for all Colby's poo poo-talking was to just efficiently brutalize him with emotionless efficiency.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
aaaaaaaaaaaa


that triangle would have been excellent

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
haha crowd going nuts when edwards takes the back

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Oh I understand now. He conserved all his energy for round 5 so that he could survive and maybe win the round and pretend that if he had just started earlier he could've won, instead of getting destroyed all fight and finished.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
lol "he's got it" *instantly escapes*

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

LobsterMobster posted:

"he's the champ, so the judges won't give us those rounds"

the ones where colby did 0 things??? real shame those biased judges exist

Colby Covington can still win this fight if Mike Pence does the right thing

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



the commentary is so loving insane right now

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The commentary going,"Colby could still beat Leon if he does what he's doing now but 3 rounds earlier!"

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Vengarr posted:

Yeah, I read the OP but I still don't understand how a guy stays at #3 without fighting for over a year.

The UFC's rankings are basically fake. They're voted on by "a panel of journalists" but the panel includes people who don't cover MMA, people who don't cover sports at all, and in some cases, people who don't seem to have any public presence whatsoever.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Lol, the booing.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Aye Doc posted:

the commentary is so loving insane right now

Yeah, not being in a dominant position for the first time in five rounds after completely brutalizing Colby sure is a bad look for Leon

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Colby Covington is a loving loser lmao

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

gently caress off Colby

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh dear, the doctors better check on Colby, he was making belt motions with his hands which indicates he thinks he won, so he's clearly deeply concussed.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



loving clown rear end bitch

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
lmao at Colby jumping up like he won the fight, thats amazing

MikeC
Jul 19, 2004
BITCH ASS NARC

Vengarr posted:

Colby Covington can still win this fight if Mike Pence does the right thing

Winner

Tom Clancy is Dead
Jul 13, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

The commentary going,"Colby could still beat Leon if he does what he's doing now but 3 rounds earlier!"

Tom Clancy is Dead posted:

Oh I understand now. He conserved all his energy for round 5 so that he could survive and maybe win the round and pretend that if he had just started earlier he could've won, instead of getting destroyed all fight and finished.

Also lmao at castigating Leon Edwards for not taking risks on the bottom to get up in the last minute while Covington spent nearly the whole fight being extremely conservative.

Tom Clancy is Dead fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Dec 17, 2023

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

colby sux lol

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Colby celebrating and getting absolutely no response from the crowd is making my day

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Well, not as dominant as we could’ve hoped, but should be a clear win

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Commentary isn't wrong that Edwards sat back in the last round but gently caress it and gently caress colby

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Alaois posted:

Colby Covington is a loving loser lmao

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Give shavkat cool hat his title fight next

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

CarlCX posted:

The UFC's rankings are basically fake. They're voted on by "a panel of journalists" but the panel includes people who don't cover MMA, people who don't cover sports at all, and in some cases, people who don't seem to have any public presence whatsoever.

Googling the panel, or in some cases looking them up on youtube where their channels have like, 100 subscribers is a fun thing to do.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Colby always sucked

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

like i feel like i say this every time there's a colby fight: he doesn't suck because he's made donald trump his entire personality, he sucks because he's the most dogshit kind of mma fighter there is

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Colby acting surprised that 49-46 wasn’t for him after literally doing nothing for two rounds

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Lmao colby did all that poo poo at the press conference just to come out here and perform worse against leon edwards than nate diaz

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Judges gave the last round to Colby, holy lol

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Rocky's corner guy meanmugging and saying "gently caress that guy! gently caress you!" while looking off camera, cuz the camera refuses to give Colby any theater.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Honestly, which round did they give Colby? The last one?

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

colby covington is what happens when the corner says to slip n rip and the fighter lets out a long rear end wet fart

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Colby completely making GBS threads the bed is gratifying.

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Will this bitch run out the cage?

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