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What is the proper punishment for the thread if Colby wins?
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Ban everyone 1 5.26%
Ban myself 0 0%
Ban the UFC 3 15.79%
Colby is punishment enough 15 78.95%
Total: 19 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I know it's a foolish dream to think Tony Ferguson isn't absolutely washed and that he really needs to retire, but also go Tony tonight! :shobon:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please don't show the guy having a seizure on television, Jesus Christ.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hit his off button. gently caress.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tony :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Tony will not quit!"

Yeah... that's kind of the problem.... :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah, that fight just made me sad(der) for Tony, not really impressed with Paddy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

crepeface posted:

hmm which do i prefer, rogan's commentary or anik's advertising?

Whichever one it is who, with a voice devoid of all emotion or passion, declares that the illegal redistribution of the PPV is a crime.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Remember Dana White enthusiastically telling an interviewer that he had a secret FBI team surveilling an illegal streamer? :laugh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

delightful posted:

I hate Colby but that's some excellent walk-out music.

Love this theme so it just makes me hate this fuckhead even more. Then he goes and talks to loving Trump just to hammer that home further. Ugh.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

delightful posted:

UFC wants me to believe people are really chanting for Colby? That poo poo has to be piped in.

These fans cheer wildly and enthusiastically for Donald loving Trump.

:sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Crazy considering he has a winning record over the last four years of..... 50%!?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Commentary hosed up just now and said Covington hasn't had a fight since March of 2022, but if that was true then he wouldn't be fighting for a title right now in December of 2023! Hahaha, man I bet their producer is chewing them out for that one! :laugh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Remember you are the challenger" ahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Just stand up" declares the Force Ghost of Derrick Lewis

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

beep by grandpa posted:

Literally me rn watching colby get beat up



:emptyquote:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Colby's Corner: Good news, I think he's getting tired from beating your rear end with relentless, tireless and coldly calculated precision!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

"He's tired"

lol, no he's not, Leon's barely even breathing hard after four rounds

At the end of each round, Leon just turns and walks away with a completely :geno: face, dude just decided the best "revenge" for all Colby's poo poo-talking was to just efficiently brutalize him with emotionless efficiency.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The commentary going,"Colby could still beat Leon if he does what he's doing now but 3 rounds earlier!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh dear, the doctors better check on Colby, he was making belt motions with his hands which indicates he thinks he won, so he's clearly deeply concussed.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Why are they talking to this loser?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I don't have a scratch on me" says the man with blood running down his face :lol:

The desperate pandering to Trump in the hope of getting the crowd to cheer, loving pathetic.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

delightful posted:

Rigged election. Donald Trump! Gonna make America great again! Yaaaaaaaa.

Opening with "Bless the first responders!" was so nakedly desperate pandering :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Josuke Higashikata posted:

i suspect colby might just be a very bad mma fighter

But somehow he managed to fool everybody.... well, some people, well a couple of people, well nobody but it aligned with their narratives to pretend he had as part of their own grift...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rogan: Huh, so this other guy is 18 and 0.... that's a compelling fight!

Like he only just figured out this had been a possibility but they went with 2-2 in the last four years Colby for some reason instead!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chuck Liddell looks so pissed off by Strickland, haha

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