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Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/670963270317154304

All those extra words to make not more funny

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Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
I like Johnny Cash but his version of little drummer boy sucks poo poo

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rkmVlHXR84

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Sherbert Hoover posted:

I like Johnny Cash but his version of little drummer boy sucks poo poo

thats because the little drummer boy is the worst christmas song

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

thats because the little drummer boy is the worst christmas song


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

probably like "rockin around the christmas tree"

I like this one too because it reminds me of the greatest television show of all time, Eastbound and Down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR4NUFzRPxY

this one is good, it's got good bounce to it

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

lobster shirt posted:

thats because the little drummer boy is the worst christmas song

seriously who gets an infant a drum solo for Christmas?????

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYATR7REK9U

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

lobster shirt posted:

thats because the little drummer boy is the worst christmas song

trrrrrumpumpump pump

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Halser
Aug 24, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qljs6phMy8o

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Sherbert Hoover posted:

trrrrrumpumpump pump

T-r-u-m-p

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
the kid just wants to play loud music to a newborn baby and his exhausted mom and yall are hating

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010
Did you know: the original version of Carol of the Bells was a Ukranian New Years tune?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPfhhmn-dkE

e: and guess what happened to the composer? :commissar:

Skinnymansbeerbelly has issued a correction as of 18:06 on Dec 19, 2023

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

121923_2
Dec 20, 2023
the one where everyone is reminded of their poverty and the bourgeoisie's ineptitude

121923_2
Dec 20, 2023
the must have $$$$ gift: GO!

121923_2
Dec 20, 2023
or how all of your "family members" are no longer human, my personal favorite

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Every Christmas song needs a wicked guitar solo

https://youtu.be/YV-SpT69IZ8?si=8tp0AabjnJi3TjrJ

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

121923_2 posted:

or how all of your "family members" are no longer human, my personal favorite

i think they're still human. they just want you to stop spending all your money on something awful forum accounts.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I used to like that “do they know it’s Christmas time?” one when I was a kid, but then I realized how hosed up it is

so now I guess it’s the Mariah song. or the weird version of jingle bells my mom used to play that goes “jingle bells jingle bells jing jangle!”

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

lobster shirt posted:

thats because the little drummer boy is the worst christmas song

This is the most correct you've ever been in your life

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtI5UEZlzU

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

i say swears online posted:

I fuckin' love the churchiest poo poo. o holy night, angels we have heard on high, o come all ye faithful, go tell it on the mountain. hell yeah I celebrate baby jesus

no what child is this?

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Crusty Nutsack posted:

I used to like that “do they know it’s Christmas time?” one when I was a kid, but then I realized how hosed up it is

A song for famine relief... some hosed up poo poo

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxAn5O3uIhM

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Dokapon Findom posted:

A song for famine relief... some hosed up poo poo

the lyrics are pretty hosed up, yes. you do not, in fact, have to thank god Africans are starving instead of you

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.
Silent Night

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Crusty Nutsack posted:

the lyrics are pretty hosed up, yes. you do not, in fact, have to thank god Africans are starving instead of you

See for me, even as a kid I knew that was wrong, so there was no great revelation later in life. I guess some people's journeys just take longer...

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i dislike that song because it sucks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the ones who walked away from christmas

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Dokapon Findom posted:

See for me, even as a kid I knew that was wrong, so there was no great revelation later in life. I guess some people's journeys just take longer...

if only all people could be as enlightened as you were at a mere 6 years old

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Not a song, but Connie Willis's short story "Adaptation" is my favorite Christmas story and by extension my favorite adaptation of A Christmas Carol".

Her story "Epiphany" is my favorite Epiphany story and honestly my favorite short story of hers overall.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I hoot and holler every time grandma gets run over by that raindeer, funny as poo poo :peanut:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

I hoot and holler every time grandma gets run over by that raindeer, funny as poo poo :peanut:

this is the first christmas that both my grandmas are dead so i will be listening to a slow, somber version this year

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


can you please post the knowyourmeme.org page explaining this one thanks

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

something anime related maybe. dunno.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Christmas Shoes is the Protestant Christmas song because it supplants the worship of God with the worship of Mammon. God doesn't give a single gently caress about what shoes you die in.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

this is the first christmas that both my grandmas are dead so i will be listening to a slow, somber version this year

Grandma got runover by a reindeer - the Johnny Cash cover

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FezVApPddqU

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