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really queer Christmas posted:Grandma got runover by a reindeer - the Johnny Cash cover it's like Hurt, where the Cash cover was better than the original
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Snowy Ride with your Waifu | Chillwave Synthstep Beats - for Driving In The Snow
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Private Cumshoe posted:Christmas Shoes is the Protestant Christmas song because it supplants the worship of God with the worship of Mammon. God doesn't give a single gently caress about what shoes you die in.  The only thing that determines your afterlife is what you are wearing when you die. Heaven is basically a giant nightclub and if youre ugly or dressed like a poor nerd you arent allowed in. Also you do have the option to bribe God to let you in.
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VideoKid posted:
classic christmas dilemma, what to get someone who literally has everything
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VideoKid posted:. Also you do have the option to bribe God to let you in. this is what indulgences and tithing are for. all that money immediately goes into your wallet/purse when you're in the line at St. Peter's gate
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Dec 20, 2023 21:14
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The theme music to Die Hard...get this, it counts as a Christmas movie!!!!!
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did you know The Santa Clause is actually a christmas movie and not a legal thriller?
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my favorite Christmas song is the Gremlins theme
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Dec 20, 2023 21:54
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Rusty Chevrolet by Da Yoopers, to the tune of jingle bells https://youtu.be/aeZ0BUc3kMw?si=AfUGTMrbCpYs0Euo
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Dec 20, 2023 22:07
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Crusty Nutsack posted:the lyrics are pretty hosed up, yes. you do not, in fact, have to thank god Africans are starving instead of you Do you really think that line isn't intended to be bitterly ironic,? It's an amazing song and I'm gonna listen to it right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fSknbR7Y4 Also Happy xmas (the war is over). Just a similarly amazing pensive Christmas vibe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flA5ndOyZbI
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Private Cumshoe posted:no what child is this? no that one gives me renaissance faire vibes
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Not the best song, but every Christmas I remember that elderly bing Crosby and drugged out David Bowie somehow teamed up for a song shortly before bing died https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCpXMy5GalI
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Thesaurus posted:Do you really think that line isn't intended to be bitterly ironic,? It's not a difficult nuance to grasp at all.
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Dec 21, 2023 11:07
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i heard there was a secret chode you suck it off and release the load but you dont really care for penis, do ya?
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Here's something vile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRp9ZiTUQgo
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nice obelisk idiot posted:Here's something vile  mark
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i like how menacing carol of the bells sounds
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Al! posted:i like how menacing carol of the bells sounds especially when nas is rapping about shooting people
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Al! posted:i like how menacing carol of the bells sounds
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train instantly puts my 1yo nephew to sleep so its a common fixture in my sister's house. today when she was trying to put him down spotify shuffled to their christmas song and while I know this isn't going to shock anyone: train's christmas song is loving awful. holy poo poo its bad.
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Carrie Underwood's Christmas songs are starting to grow on me gently caress Michael Buble though, his poo poo is so white I refuse to call it jazz. 
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nice obelisk idiot posted:not this version specifically but oh holy night is my favorite. John Fahey FTW. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4DAGJ0CV-s
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Grimnarsson posted:John Fahey FTW.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Xgktqp-Zw It bums me out Cristina died of covid a couple years ago. This song really speaks to the kind of misery I feel every year at this time. Seems like everyone in my family does progressively worse as the years go on.
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How odd that we have a traditional carol about how it's bad to murder children in a town that is part of Palestine and how monstrous it would be for someone who happened to be in charge of Israel to order those murders. Anyway, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2yXrMwdX-Y
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Jul Det' Cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuyKWtF5aqU It's a late-80s Danish rap, translates as "Yule It's Cool", and probably won't make much sense if you're not Scandinavian. The band are absolutely hamming it up in the music video, but the verses are a satirical counter-culture look at the consumer-yule where Danes gorge themselves and spend money so obscenely that depression comes knocking in January. BlankSystemDaemon has issued a correction as of 00:56 on Dec 24, 2023 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxoJnp8aDU0 EXTENDED! 8 MINUTES OF LAST CHRISTMAS! THIS IS THE FINAL CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKERS!!
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Rejoice rejoice hamas and PFL Will come to ransom captured Israel
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I am a poor boy too solidarity can hardly rescue this drek E: it does though platzapS has issued a correction as of 11:51 on Dec 24, 2023 |
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Tidings of comfort and joy are some nice materialist wishes
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Culture has barely moved since the 60s, neoliberal rot etc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaliZVelWdk
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All the actual Christians quit around 1849 to try something new
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Al! posted:i like how menacing carol of the bells sounds
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Hatebag posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxoJnp8aDU0 That makes me very curious about the mix you linked, because at ~8:20 it's quite a bit longer yet it has the same intro as the Pudding Mix, whereas the end seems to mix in either a demo or a differently mastered (and poorer fidelity, possibly taped) recording - so it's possible it's an unofficial fan-mix from several sources.
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The one that goes "the very next day you posted tane and I'm gay"
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