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Private Cumshoe posted:Christmas Shoes is the Protestant Christmas song because it supplants the worship of God with the worship of Mammon. God doesn't give a single gently caress about what shoes you die in.  The only thing that determines your afterlife is what you are wearing when you die. Heaven is basically a giant nightclub and if you’re ugly or dressed like a poor nerd you aren’t allowed in. Also you do have the option to bribe God to let you in.
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my favorite Christmas song is the Gremlins theme
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